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Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up here.
What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for?
- Switching to manual. - Manual override.
White House.
Roger, Control. We are a max cue.
comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit.
We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?
- Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling.
dfgh fgh
Complain all you want you son of a bitch
- Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster.
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme...
Safety Meeting Date
Aah!
You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean,
Houston, this is a kickass ride!
That is my father up there!
Who is Jethro Tull?
- Electrical systems primed. - APU is set. Oxidizers are loading.
We've been apologized to for the last 18,5 hours.
NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese...
- Evac right now. - What's goin' on here?
I wanna name her, Teleya, after my ex gf ...
- It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us!
none of our primary plans can work.
God I hate knowing everything
When someone asks how
- What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. Whoa.
Your Stouffer’s pot pie’s been on the table almost 10 hours
All right. What'd we miss?
I love you, Grace.
Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig,
785. Come on. Come on.
- Release the clutch! - Pull it up!
Does that mean that there's a job...
How would you know?
Oh, space cowboy.
Oh, no!
I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay?
At Nasa We don't take chances we double up on everything
- What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel.
Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity,
Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
56 tickets in seven states.
How come we didn't get any training on this thing?
This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. Easy.
Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now.
Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all.
You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea.
Well, this is somethin' new.
her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis.
- What is it? - Chick, come on! Help!
"I Think This Might Be The Most Uncomfortable Room I've Ever Been In In My Life."
- A.J., the thrusters! - Aah!
Unexpected eruptions. Things like that.
I'd give you three guesses But you're only going to need one
take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem.
Oh, God!
Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now.
Oh, God, it sucks up here.
Apologize.
For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery.
citizens the world over, see these events through.
We're gonna go off the air now.
Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane!
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32, give or take a few yards.
Lev, hold on! We're comin' in!
- Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button.
- Say the words, A.J.! - I got it!
Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry.
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope for last 4 day's
Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now.
Nobody knows. That's the way it stays.
I say we all stay and die. But that's me.
Oscar! Oscar!
Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there.
TALARI CFCs
The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J.
I wish I could be there to watch you draw anime girls.
Listen, that baby is just playin' it safe.
“It’s Harry Stamper. You see MLB, you tell them Harry’s lookin’ for them
Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch!
Hey, Mr. Clean!
- Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal.
so you don't freak out on the asteroid.
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
You're pissed. Okay, I can see that.
All right. We're goin' left here.
And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic...
You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down.
Fuel teams, prepare to unload.
Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22.
I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer.
I want you to tell Chick
and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go!
Number three: wild cards. Anything and everything.
One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station.
Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay?
I'm at a loss for words.
No, Mrs. Curlene.
- There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative!
We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here.
Hopkins. Is this good or bad?
Yo Matt! You Da Man!
- We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out!
Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration.
Godspeed and good luck to you.
.
He's got space dementia.
But maybe we should wait until they...
To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay.
A.J.! A.J., you in here?
Yes! It's working! It's working!
Okay, Houston.
- Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout!
Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go.
I know. Let's go back to the ship!
Promise me that you'll come back.
Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business.
Methane! Shut it down! Back it down!
Frap your body till your bones hurt.
I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry!
So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job?
You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails.
- A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks.
- We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation.
That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds.
I hope so.
What's up?
I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will.
that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
- Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel?
I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying.
Damn glad to see ya, boy! That's six words.
Uh, some of us have got this idea.
Watts, they've got 38 minutes.
Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way.
Frens
I know Rohams economic adviser. We were at Devry together
He's got GIF dementia
It's Not All Bad. It's Kinda Tingly.
- I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, I said...
Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now!
It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission.
- That's your daddy. - And may we all,
FBI locked his location. Saw an explosion in space.
Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest,
Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count.
that I'll always be with her, okay?
Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now.
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
Hey, little man! Little Richard!
Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here.
None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth,
I want to go shopping.
We call 'em the X71s.
Harry?
I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass!
Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design.
- Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means.
Go! Hurry up! Get out of there!
- Two good roll programmes. - One down.
What, the bomb is dead?
in the Russian space station.
His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete.
Gruber! Get outta there now!
is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band.
- My son. - Don't do this, Harry!
Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out?
When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder.