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I am the fucking birthday girl here,
He's a child, folks left behind.
You'll be all right, come on. I'll help you up.
You okay?
You're in there, Joe?
- He what? - Hell, yeah. Almost got arrested.
As a matter of fact, there was flood advisory in effect
She don't talk at all.
Here's Joe, y'all. Here's Joe.
Three African painted dogs,
I got one bigger anyway, Joe.
But then I take the rest of it
God damn it. And that girl, she don't
There we go. Yeah.
Close to a half a mile back to my truck.
Coke. Ice.
You got some money?
I hear you got a new grandbaby.
- Yeah. That's a good one. - Come on, man.
Coming in, Joe
You what?
'cause we kinda got a family problem right now.
Now, you make the pain face, right?
You gotta get your ass outta my motherfucking job!
I need two pounds of ham and a pound of Swiss cheese sliced up.
Put the jerseys in there. Take your work gear off.
That shot was meant as a warning shot.
Faith!
Joe sent you down here with me?
I'm not through with my lesson, life's lesson.
She's just a piece of trash just like her daddy.
What that fat woman said.
Joe goddamn gonna have to get rid of you or do something different.
Ain't got no money?
Very high dew points, this represents a whole lot of moisture available
- Gary! - I'll get help, Joe.
All right, 'cause I don't know why Joe chose you, you must be a good man.
- You all right? - Yes, sir.
You feel better now?
It has a lot of scars.
Hold on a minute.
Hell, you ain't did shit, all goddamn day.
fell with a little thunder storm
The owner hires us to get rid of what's on it,
Please, I'm begging you.
You know you're my daddy.
I think they'll fit you.
I'm gonna make trouble.
Take this hatchet and hit into the tree.
There's no frontier anymore.
$30.
Really?
But that ain't what I'm worried about.
That's good.
- Welcome to the program. - Thanks.
I wouldn't even hardly be here.
Come on.
Momma!
A halfway job?
That's yours there, son.
I don't really give a shit about him,
Something gonna change today.
You know we ain't gonna cut you no slack out here, don't you?
Go. Go!
What's wrong with this one?
Neither do I.
Round them up.
This is bullshit, right here.
Hey Joe?
Here you go, sweetie.
Put your hand up, you gotta swear on somethin'.
What the hell are you looking at?
God damn it, Joe. Listen to me. Just listen to me, okay?
Sure is a beautiful day out here, ain't ii?
My daddy don't care if he gots a job, but I do.
- Y'all want some coffee? - Yeah, sure, man.
tell me.
You ain't never notice that about your girl, man?
They get old, they peel back
- Yes, sir. - All right.
Why you wanna go back?
Crew! When y'all get through with this side over here,
I see someone who's
- Faith! - There's lots of construction here,
You know what, Gary? You got it made.
Let me slip my shoes on, and I'll run you back home.
Your right hand, there you go.
You don't have to run off. I mean, you can stick around if you want.
I'll find you a wind-up clock or something.
I think I'm gonna take you, and I'm gonna throw you off that bridge.
Tell me.
Now smile.