HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Unreal! Unreal! That's my big brother, barry.
One day, these will be worth millions.
You say it to me first.
Give me those cheese doodles.
(sniffs)
♪ I would never leave you alone ♪ (both laugh)
Who secretly loves me but is too afraid to act on it?
What just happened on your shirt?
And second, having more children
You don't need to pay me to protect you.
Good point.
(leather squishes)
(groans) please.
My mom thought she had struck the death blow
But you're dressed for work. Yep.
I want to because you're my brother.
I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
♪ who will fight for your honor
I say good day to you, sir.
(receiver slams)
It's been 10!
(gasping)
Now who's with me?
Come on, man. That's crazy.
I know you're gonna think I'm crazy when I say this.
Now give me your lunch.
Where's my stove?
Mine are white, tight, and they keep the fellas in place.
(sighs)
Yo, spinkter.
No way, lady. I will never give you my chair.
Beat it, loser.
I've given it a lot of thought,
♪ that we did it all
To low-fat cream cheese without him noticing.
By taking away my dad's tightie-whities.