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I love you, Tom. You're my little prince.
Shoot.
I don't know what those are.
it's a green-card marriage. I'm fine."
He's gonna ask her out. He told me.
Drop out of school and start doing meth.
Rack 'em up.
Would it be okay with you if I was to ask her out
I guess you're his now.
we don't have those extra-small condoms you ordered.
I thought I had Tom all figured out,
If they're not wagering their girlfriends in pool,
My God, because you're Libyan.
Pleasure, actually.
Well, I already paid her. Can I get my money back?
I've been to the Glitter Factory a million times.
I accept checks and most major credit cards.
and say one thing that they love about Tom.
Mark is way better than me. I'm gonna...
So watch out, everyone.
I ordered a tyranno-ceasar salad, and that's all I'm paying for.
but it's almost like he's faking being sad.
Tom and Wendy?
I'm gonna say that there is at least...
She's a tall, beautiful surgeon.
You want to play?
Sorry she called you selfish of course
I think Tom seems fine.
April, go ahead.
That would be $6,400.