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So motion to establish me not having to pay alimony anymore.
Uh, Your Honor, I'll-I'll, uh,
Or perhaps some sort of small bird guillotine.
what difference would it make?
Nobody look!
Well, if it's gonna help end all of this madness,
You're lucky you didn't get sent to jail.
too. Stop touching me.
I must insist on being referred to as a cat.
and it got infected, but that doesn't matter.
Mr... Mr. McDonald, how did you come upon this information?
Perhaps he is too insane to understand the question.
Well, I thought you were an expert on birds. I am an expert on birds, but...
was served to the wedding guests.
I should've done it hours ago.
I'm done.
Fly!
All I need are the facts to this case.
unibrow, highly uncommon in most aviary circles.
Okay. All right. Cool. I wish you'd do none of it, man.
of a one-time payment to the sum of...
Meow. Mmm.
My co-counsel, Uncle Jack, has a background in FM Law.
and I-- we got this case. Now-now, listen to me.
Mark Fuhrman thing... Oh, Mark Furhman. No...
Order!
That's not what he said! That's not... It...
Well, this is a bit embarrassing, Your Honor.
to pay alimony to a cat, right?
I wish you guys would just stay out of this.
You know what, good luck with all of that today.
But they are saints compared
that you don't remember the evening
his brother!
Six months ago.
uh, uh, I'm gonna stop you
it sounds like you're saying. N-Not because he's Jewish. Because he's a liar
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, cool as a cucumber.
Bombshell!
Bombshell diffused.
that proves that lawyer's Jewish. Oh.
I'm not paying alimony to a goddamn cat!