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They're escaping with the merch.
Tell me, Jake, who's the poor sack at the bottom of your list?
Then, uh, he'll sit on any rooftop I tell him to.
Yippie kayak, other buckets!
What? They got Gina?
He's in charge.
- Yeah! - No, Gina, no!
This better be an emergency.
and I think I have hypothermia.
I'm not. I'm actually hot.
You guys are doing the polar swim?
Tell him Tila Tequila's doing a free show in Central Park.
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It's all three stanks, plus the body spray.
I've got two days of family time.
Shoot! The store is being robbed!
I won't even pay!
No. I called you once.
Then why'd they bring all that heavy-duty equipment?
You think people will believe he threw himself in the garbage?
Come here.
it was scrawled by a crazy person.
All right, just slowly back up. There's a door behind us.
Hey, go sit on that rooftop, guy.
Oh, does it? I didn't notice. I just like the way it smelled.
Diaz, are we still on for the Polar Bear Swim tonight?
I forgot yours.
- Heart Attack soda. - Holy crap! I love this stuff!
No lies on Christmas.
Damn it, you are loyal.
We have to tell Terry they're escaping through the sewers.
But what if his gift didn't look like a gift?
Look, I didn't forget Amy's gift.
so, yeah.
Noooo!
This guy hasn't stopped farting for the last hour.
Even you.
Please, I need help picking something out.
Greek?
- You can have mine. - No need.
I'll call you... Klaus.
but we can't always get what we want, right?
and I think you should take it.
"I'm starving"? We had a thing going!
and no one will get hurt.
Oh, let's take a peep at that purchase.
- Awesome? - Awesomely serious.
Hey, there's still people in there.
But I figured out a way to buy him something
It's not chilly, it's as cold
Who's there? Dave, is that you?
I'll be back on the 27th.