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What'll be just a second?
She was fat.
Hey, guys, let's sing the Pi song
♪ the power to make a change ♪
(Laughs) You don't need a palate to drink a beer.
Someday
Okay.
Oh, it's okay.
There is... Oh, my God, so funny.
I got this.
(Laughs) You know?
Cookie, you are fooling yourself.
♪ in the bathroom of that half-priced Sushi place ♪
No more junk food, no more candy, no more...
I really need you to pick me up.
The situation's a lot more nuanced than that.
you had already hooked up?
and offered you a job, and that's why you moved here.
I just want to be his friend, just like I want
and expect nothing to happen.
"Because I'll work for super cheap.
The point is, I got invited.
Uh, we're just gonna make a quick stop.
Wait, wait, wait, you guys hooked up,
(Josh and Rebecca laugh)
Rebecca: Okay, so I could've gone with cheaper options,
even though it tastes like thick, soapy shampoo.
Well, you just shouted it.
I wasn't doing this for a guy.
you bring whatever you want, I mean...
I don't know.
- Can I just... Can I see you... - Sure.
Thank you for stopping.
And I have a chance to be in a real group of friends.
I just want to be his friend,
Firm no, dude.
Josh: So...
♪ women have the power ♪
Uh, just, Valencia hates it.
with a man named Jason from Tinder?
you have to look out the window.
Oh, God.
to hang out with her anymore.
"About the Josh stuff, I am right, and you are wrong."
♪ She banged her best friend's boyfriend ♪
Okay, honey, let's go home.
Oh, yeah?
You okay?
Mmm.
No, it doesn't really make sense.
♪ one day I was crying a lot ♪
Is there an explanation?
The answer's clear now that I'm talking out loud.
I was in New York,
- "Can stop, are stopping." - That's not as catchy.
They have that lady that paints bikinis on the girls.
Greg ruined it.
You called me.
You know what?
♪ except Denise Martinez ♪
- Ooh! - (Laughs)
So much traffic, am I right?
Hey, driver! Mister!
♪ your love is my sugar ♪
Whoa, guys!
Wait.
♪ come a little closer, and I'll take a look ♪
He brought a date and some weird beer,
- (Toilet flushes) - So, let's connect, let's talk,
OMG, I love a group motto.
Oh! And... beep, beep.
Greg: No, you decided.
♪ I want to taste ♪
that you are madly in love with Josh Chan.
Please, just stop talking about freaking Rebecca.
Seriously,
(Indistinct chatter)
About the Josh stuff, I am right, and you are wrong.
- It's so funny. - When I get down to the dregs of
- That's not her name. - You are just setting yourself up
I don't think you understand the female reproductive system.
Tell me all about you.
What are you doing Saturday?
And, um, there's some other good stuff, too.