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Look what I got, Marge. A new whacking stick.
May I interest you in a Jell-O brick, sir? There's a grape in the center.
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
- [ Groans ] - Hello, Barney. Are you playing the town drunk?
My thoughts on Editorial
D'oh! [ Screams ]
- Two "R's" come October. - Hmm.
Next. And here he is killing a snake...
[ Yells ]
- Is that story true, Grampa? - Well, most of it.
[ Groans ] It's all so barbaric.
[Engine Sputtering]
[ All ] Hooray for snakes! Hooray for snakes!
[ Ticking Loudly]
Now, where's my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn?
[ Loud Beep ]
[ Singsongy] I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.
It's always Keefe's fault, isn't it Shanny Yes. Yes it is.
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distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day."
But, instead, that plum goes to Holloway.
- [ Gunshot ] - [ Man ] Oh, God! Get his gun!
- They sent him out. - Was he killed?
[ Hisses ]
Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers...
- [ Grunt ] - [Bart]Ow!
Sorry, we're looking for more of a "duh, duh" idiot.
(BOTH SCREAM, SCREAMING)
- so be very careful about what you say and do here. - No problemo.
- If I could just-- - Silence!
That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga.
here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
- I get two paychecks this way. - D'oh.
Were it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife.
[ Tires Screeching ]