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When they ask why I smoke weed It keeps me from hurting people
What is this? What is that? Fuck you.
Like it or not, we are all you got.
Good dog.
It provokes my envy.
This way!
Sooner or later, they'll take us right to the real.
We're gonna fucking lose!
Aah!
in case our main stock was destroyed.
Media's eatin' it up.
I call 'em sun dogs.
You stay.
I think I've managed to cultivate a workable strain of the DayStar virus.
Aah! Oh, my God!
Fuck me.
Pick your poison-- sun dogs, stakes,
You look so distraught!
There.
This the future you want?
No shit.
Sit.
You just can't walk in here like-- aah!
How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck
for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?
Come on, now.
I got a question for you.
Okay.
What's this chicken scratch?
How about the President? You know who that is.
What the fuck?!
You shouldn't have woken me.
Aah!
It's an effervescent inhaler.
The one car crashed, and then the guy in the coat was shooting the other guy.
Let's face it.
Mackerel?
Dead.
Okay, I'm-- okay, seriously, now.
Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal
Ooh, you're weak.
We need Dracula's blood.
instead of your standard hollow points.
That's why we're still alive, goddamn it.
Hello, Blade.
Why can't you just be nice?
anywhere from 50 to 100 pints of blood.
They don't know anything about honor or living by the sword,
Aah!
Oh, yeah cry baby
We didn't capture him. He allowed us to take him in.
The man on her left is her brother Asher,
Twenty.
as her little vampire cabana boy.
You son of a bitch Chuck E. Cheese’s