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I'm gonna kill Hailey. We can still make dinner, can't we?
"I love you."
- I need help. - Fresh oxygen.
Hey, guys. Guess who's back.
On the fact that you've gotten matronly in the last two years?
...it struck me as an interesting question. Revealing.
...and I OD'd.
Hey, Sandy, after our annual dinner, how do you feel about a party?
So you're gonna stay with us. For some time?
- Well, if I don't now, I might at midnight. - Hello.
- She's part of your family. - Cohens are known for conflict avoidance.
...and you're playing video games about pirates...
I have two guesses. Either she's run out of money...
Actually, dude, it's my pool house.
Got any girls to kiss?
- Want a sandwich? A shower? - We're gonna die, and I'm the glib one?
- Ferris wheels, balloon animals? - Done that.
You want it back?
...they have jobs, they're married.
And we're having a party.
I'm sorry. He was probably smiling at you.
There you are.
So are you going?
- She's in the pool house. - What are you talking about?
- You're both cute. - No, not happening. Okay?
Let's go home.
Birds? Bob, that's great.
So you've heard of me. I guess Kirsten remembers I actually do exist.
Yeah. Hi, Taryn.
All I know is, this guy doesn't want to just be my friend.
...and how pathetic it is that he's staying home...
There's two images that should never be said in the same sentence.
No. No, I won't. I will not.
...is the way you're gonna spend the rest of the year.
...or she's run out of money.
"We," as in you and your friend?
Hey. How you doing?
That's what I said.
Because I never have.
I wasn't... I wasn't talking to you.
I can't leave Hailey. The place will get trashed. She's insane.
I said, one minute.
It doesn't look like it from tonight.
I look forward to waking up to a clean house tomorrow.
They are excellent. Of course, these are virgins.
Oh, hey, no. No.