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I can relate.
Gonna get my colon cleansed thoroughly
(LAUGHING)
When I was young I used to always have relations.
Stephanie Gonna Have Relations
I just can't get enough
Some Buddy is right.
I smell SHIT
White’s be watching golf
lt's so nice
Blood pressure, 1·0 over 1 10 and still climbing.
And I want that money, Klump.
No, no, Jason.
oh, bruh, i heard of dreadlocks, but s***locks?
Why you leaving? You want me to beg?
That's it.
(LAUGHING)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
lf it was for the grant, the data with Shelley was already so compelling.
JAMES BROWN: (SINGING ON STEREO) Watch me
There. Now my colon is clean. Squeaky clean.
You caught me in the middle of an experiment I was doing.
(FARTING) Oh, my Lord!
Oprah was fine! Oprah was a fox!
Featherweight!
lt's all right
Go on, leave! There's more titties over here anyway!
for nearly swallowing a gerbil.
I don't have a date tonight.
I like Geraldo
in your textbooks on genetics.
george i told ya don't rip off kerry catasaloo! boing good riddance faye you shoklerek from grayson's grimbitts!
GRANDMA: Get your lazy ass up.
What’s up, Nigga?
I smell shit! L㋛L... when all you can do is say bandwagon
I'm not sure if I'm reading them correctly.
LANCE AND AUDIENCE: Yes, I can!
Don't you walk away from me, God damn it!
I hope you fart till your asshole falls out.
instead of just being mine?
GRANDMA: No, no, hold it.
No, I ain't got you, yet. Should I get him?
When I come to your house
What Miss Vindovik witnessed was 5,000 healthy hamsters
No, he had to take care of some things, Miss Purty.
Now we know what's eating Gilbert Grape, don't we?
Do you think you can do Klump's job
Well, this had better be Professor Klump.
during the course of your studies here,
Let's get excited
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's Fat-zilla!
TOGETHER: That's a good question.
lsn't that like Sherman to hog all the credit?
Oh, my God! Get out of here! Get out of here!
Keep Insulting Me I'll toss this between the crack of your ass
I don't know that fool!
I'm sorry. Perhaps you need the money more than I thought...
Got to keep on trying. Got to keep on pushing.
The guys and I All the gang-bangers
All right, Professor, I'll see you then.
You should've seen me. Look at me now.
Mike Douglas. Oh, Mike Douglas.
I'm gonna come on with it. I'm gonna...
You know where that come from? Watching that damn TV.
Chemically... Chemistry.
Yes, yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Give me four cc's of Ambethol. I don't know how much more he can take.
you go too far with the comedy man!
(PROFESSOR BURPING)
Excuse me.
HARTLEY: Will you shut up!
Oh, no
Might make your head blow off
but I can't break wind.
WOMEN: I wanna party across the USA
Hey, Professor Klump is here? Yeah.
You did want to see me about something, didn't you, sir?
Have you seen Sherman?
bitch gets her toenails painted at earl scheib!
You know, Andy Beshear used to make me moist.
You make me moist
Oh, you are one sick, twisted freak!
IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!
This is our moment. I don't wanna ruin it with talks of Sherman.
Whyyyyyyy!!!!!
(GUM BALLS SCATTERING)
Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size.
It ain’t nothin but a short walk. Come on over!
Sherman?
Damn, everyone run for the hills, it's Fat-zilla!
What does that mean?
Hi there Ow! Don’t do that
So nice, so nice
No matter what, you got to strut.
(FARTING)
You really think I be listening to you? I ain't listening to you.
Screaming's good for you. Cleans the epiglottis.
l'll have enough cellular stability
Boy, people be smiling. people be smiling.
Baby, you still worried
PROFESSOR: [Huge burp]
No, I don't!
(KARATE YELL)
Professor!
You going to the top! You're the next Lenny Bruce!
(SCREAMING)
Oh, come on, now. Look at this.
Will you guys just chill? He said he could handle all three of us.
Yeah, see you next week now.
And more important, I'm just going to have to accept myself for who I am.
Lamar Jackson post game clip ....
Oh, you mean rich-dummy terms?
Baby, I'm so excited
MIke Douglass Was the Only White Man to Make Me Moist
She doesn't look well.
(MUSIC CONTINUES) I'm vogueing! You can vogue!
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
CARLA: Sherman?
Mind your own damn business!
and she used to fund our science department.
I smell shit! When kd haters spout nonsense
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You really think I be listening to you? I ain't listening to you.
Oh, Mama.
Let me get the room key.
ln '95 we did it
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
Maybe it's time for Reggie to talk about your mama a little bit.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Man, if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill you!
What is a weave exactly? Huh?
l've never been in love before.
Chana tova
who's filling in for sarah swan? kathryn O nadia and hann-ah.
Friday night, Friday, Friday Night! Let’s Get IT!
yes beryl boxoxzielerette? what do you want? i want to do some draming in dresden.
What I did was wrong.
(CROWD MOANING)
that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib!
lnteresting. Always thinking.
Your family got any money? I ain't paying for no big-ass wedding.
I learned that life is not about
Love you, Mama. Love you too, baby.
So, anybody I wind up with is just going to have to accept me for who I am.
I think it's wonderful, all the precious little finger foods.
What are you eating? Mu·in? Strudel? Put it down. Let me talk to you.
FAT SHELLY
(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
But I learned one thing from Buddy.
(SIGHS)
I didn't think you'd have me.
So am l.
Congratulations Kayla
So what's your new years resolution?
I'm Just A Squirrel Tryna Get A Nut
(SPITTING)
Have a good day.
But I became desperate and selfish.
I'm sorry. You're so funny.
Ima toss this between The crack of yo ass
Shesa
(DOOR CLOSES)
Yourjob depends upon it.
The yellow and green and purple rolling around.