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Sherman, Sherman, Sherman.
(BURPING CONTINUES)
Let's go. Let's go.
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
I hate to admit it, but you're absolutely right.
Well, then, review the day before, and tomorrow we'll do today.
(CREW LAUGHING)
Shoot the damn dog
Go! Do it!
Extra crispy!
Someday we might even find a cure.
That's why I found him and brought him to your money.
You'll Walk Over... But, You're Limpin Back...
P.S. l've enclosed a wallet-sized photo for your enjoyment.
Look what you do to me
Oh, you know you gotta, gotta, gotta close the door...
This has got to stop!
lnner-city schools have better computers than we do.
Tuesday Night at 7
REGGIE
Sherman!
Sir, l'd like to concentrate on the positives.
Boy, people be smiling. people be smiling
(MACHO MAN PLAYING)
Nigger used to be the black Pavarotti.
You want this fuckin kiwi fruit?
A macho man
I'm Sherman's confidante.
Oh! How dare you? Oh, you know you loved it.
(LOUD FART)
Oh you know
Hey, Everyone, Run for the Hills! It's God-Zilla!
.
l'll let you know how to handle it,
Now, I will lose weight, but I'm always gonna be big no matter what I do.
faye you failed! you fayleuire! boing yes george i'll be a good girl now i promise! (cries) (sobs)
Oh-oh-oh-oh now
When you go on a diet
You really think I be listening to you I ain't listening to you!
(SINGING ALONG) Close the door
You really care for Buddy, huh?
I'm not. I'm leaving.
george i told you don't rip off patrcia ionconetti! boing good riddance faye you burrhaaqaayaour!
Let's go. Buddy, you know Sherman's research.
Can you wear a white wedding dress, young lady
First lesson in math class! Multiplication
I am, however, going to kill you professionally.
Yeah!
Ya walk over But ya limping back
So everybody bounce 2 this
Come on niggas..
(CHEERING)
who's filling in for dietrich hughes? thess wong-tan.
And I know, I know I know, I know
yes beryl bflankerette? what do you want? i want to do some jinbanging in jinjiayang.
Some red beans and rice!
lt's a full moon tonight!
Now pass the yellow Z and let the music play
don't you worry about Buddy.
Hey, that's strike two!
I want to keep the kid's art. 5, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0.
Ain't nothing like getting together with family and having a good meal.
Thaaats my boooyyyyyy
Ooo
You do the same, Miss Purty.
Watch me. I got it, watch me
That's not his credit card. Hey!
But maybe you might be holding it in, your excitement,
I smell shit! When Lakers fans spout nonsense
l've got to go be brilliant. Look at your fine self.
Blood pressure, 1·0 over 1 10 and still climbing.
Yup.
You'll walk over, but you're limping back.
And that's the side of Buddy I wanted to get to know.
Drop one more thing buddy, or I will beyond rip your arm off!
Find him!
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
Oh, boy, I'm hot!
I have a check in my pocket for $10 million.
(CHUCKLES)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LOUDER LAUGHTER)
What are you talking about? Oh, you think that... Oh!
This is a pop quiz
This is Freddy Krueger s***, man!
Oh! Yeah, well, my car's in the shop, so...
Every time he goes to Sea World, they pay him!
Huh?
Learn a little every day
(LOUD THUD)
Oh, Lord. I'm gonna have to lay down in front of his car.
Reggie's hot tonight.
(TOILET FLUSHING)
(BEEPING)
Okay, Professor! Looking good!
Now, wait a minute, you... You can't be you.
That's funny shit man You on your way!
I lost 300 pounds in 30 seconds!
Friday Night! Friday, Friday,Friday Night....
You shopping for powerwalking clothes
Damn, everyone, run for the hills! It's Fat-zilla!
popping off gas in front of this lovely young lady.
What's up?
These Three Stories Will Be Relevant Nès Cè Pàs? And Yet So Painful! Yes I Remember, So Get Your Things Toghther When You Are You Are Ready Touch Your Portrait And We Are Off.
So handsome.
I had to give myself the Heimlich.
That’s not your hair! Take that pile of shit off your head.
(THUNDERCLAP)
(WHEEZING)
Surprise mother of shits I just found shit in my ass!
Noah: All right! Wait, wait, wait. Your Mother's so fat,
Bosnia wants to give us money!
When did you marry Sharon Stone?
.
You really think I be listening to you. I ain't listening to you!
and strut our respective stuff together.
'cause the family gonna get together.
(CHUCKLING)
(GROANS)
Hey, hey, get off the stage, nigga. You ain't in show business.
Reggie's mama is so fat, her belt size is equator
he beat up a grown man.
Oh, oh! Come on! Come on.
He hasn't been misbehaving, has he?
I got it! We don't have much time. Let's move!
Sherman, don't do this! You need me!
Would you like to dance with me?
so we should be in gorgeous surroundings.
Buddy!
(LAUGHS)
For dinner
YOU KNOW, SELINA YOUR KISS MADE ME, MOIST
Hold on a minute. Let me go deal with my girl.
Every time you turn it on
But when I look in his eyes, I see kindness, I see warmth.
I made a fart last week.
(ELECTRONIC SNORTING) Come on, let's go! Do it! Come on!
who's filling in for tara gordon? yelsy wilkies-willaukriaplonteskatinyaiyz.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, I'll be damned! I can see my dick!
To my immediate left, this woman is suffering from what we like to call,
(LAUGHING)
Hartley. Damn it. And where the hell is Buddy Love?
and miss little Ernie's golden years,
The genetics wing.
Aint but short walk. You Come over,but yo Hatin Ass Limping back.
PROFESSOR: [Stomach rumbling]
Close. Very close. But wrong.
(LAUGHING)
(FARTING)
Oh It's Giving Me Gas
All right, all right. Let's keep this show rolling.
That’s a good question
A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say Phyllis I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass off the floor Kenny thank you for being my friend
Maybe you should try Jenny Craig.
I smell shit.
Buddy's who I thought the whole world wanted me to be.
Oh, Justin, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
Okay. Here we go.
Sherman didn't tell you about me?
That’s true, people do shit.
I thought it would be nice
(lN PROFESSOR'S VOICE) That kiss was probably
Oh, Gene, I heard of dreadlocks,but Shitlocks!?!?
F Arian Foster
I bet you have on a thong made of licorice, don't you?
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY)
My love won't do you no harm
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
And you know you got to go through
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's Fat-zilla!
Sorry about that, ma'am. Let me pick that up for you.
to help fund our science department.
yes serbokkachopssoeirontweterene reneringarenachopiwjsejsmsmionterette? what do you want? i want to exhalt renterettes in joondalup.
ice crunching and cracking he did it gasp motion picture is just
I hate being called hamster boy.
(SHRIEKING)
(lN PROFESSOR'S VOICE) to always want to rush into things.
after sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the Bitch!
yes beryl borrawalkerette? what do you want? i want to do some sexing in snagra.
by any other college in the state,