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(GUM BALLS SCATTERING)
george i told ya not to have too many scrinkles at candylicious eh
l'd love to.
Friday Night! Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday Night!!..........
How's Friday?
What are you doing here?
He look like King Kong with titties.
(CONTINUES FARTING)
Carla, Buddy's kind of unreliable.
I was working on a skyscraper in Chicago once,
I ain't paid no $100 ticket for no finger food.
Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.
He's gonna blow!
I don't think that's going to be a problem.
Sherman, no matter what, you've got to strut.
Every black grandma ever
I Got Myself A Date
You're the man, Reggie!
And I promise you, I will not let you down.
Come and get your A
(LOUD FART)
he put ice on it and the swelling came down.
It's your word dog I'm Just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut!
Oh, yes. Absolutely.
Hey, buddy, what the hell happened here?
First time we had to use one of these without an accident.
Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair
Now see what you made me do?
Thanks for dinner, Mama.
when l'd watch his show.
Yeah, where's Sherman at?
(BEEPING QUICKENS)
But he's dangerous. He almost killed us last night.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(CREW LAUGHING)
Friday, Friday,Friday , Friday Night!
I don't know that fool.
Have a seat. Oh, are these girls with you?
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How i talk to supervisors that micromanage
Lol
Yeah, hey, hey, yeah
l've been to other countries and I heard those people say
Yeah, that's a good one there.
Tweezers on his dick!
Shelley's the only one that didn't get out.
He was mean last night. lt was so unlike you.
They gonna think
Extra crispy
But don't let the gray hair fool you.
Professor Love,
Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one weight,
Where'd you find this man?
lt ain't but a short walk. Come on over.
.
Would you, now?
Gene(Wreck-it Ralph) to Noah:Hey, hey, get off the stage, nigga. You ain't in show business.
(SCREAMING AND GASPING) Okay, fat jokes!
and we gonna be eating, so I figured
No, you just got here. l've been waiting for you for almost an hour.
l'll see you tonight. Don't be late! Excuse me!
lnitially, l... I requested a Yugo, and this is all they had...
Sir, you can't control him.
I'm not driving over to Chicago.
Yeah!
Oh, baby, eat some bread.
This is for you T!!!
(SIGHS)
He'll be here, the formula works, and you have the check.
Yeah, l'd like to get to know her a little better myself.
has no affiliation with this school.
Come on, Cletus. Come on. Come on, Cletus.
Colon cleanse fixes everything…
Oh, well, I was...
MY TOILET AFTER TACO BELL
You go, sugar
That's fantastic!
Blood pressure, 200 over 140!
You students take care of this. Excuse me.
No, sir, this is the man behind Klump's work, the real genius.
l'll tell you this, Jason.
His mother had an affair with Mister Ed.
He's gonna explode!
Give it up!
Morning, students. Good morning!
Something about getting it all off his chest.
I'm not talking about using exercise or diet.
All right, guys, so, today we are going to be talking a little bit about history, okay?
Spandex! All Spandex! Where's the Spandex section?
in medical terms, gluteus minimus.
Conservatives right now
LANCE: Say it again.
You rotten.
Like a pony
Cletus! Don't you dare say that about Mama.
That was amazing. I can't believe you did that.
and everybody look at it and start laughing.
the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole!
two, one...
Got my colon cleansed thoroughly
Come on, baby
Yes I can
Lesbians is cool
by posing another.
(LAUGHING) Hey, little Hercules, you want some more coleslaw?
Buddy Love.
Good. Follow me.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
that's a huge bicth
I insisted that Buddy Love speak to Harlan Hartley.
Professor Klump. The cages. What happened?
Take a break, Nigger-ace.
I LOST 300 POUNDS IN :30! THANKS PHOTOSHOP!
Oh, Miss Purty, it tore his chunky ass up.
to spend time with your family every now and then?
He must be on that new diet, Slim Slow.
to be rid of Sherman's ass forever!
I'm getting out of here!
the jetsons meet the flintstones
I have cheekbones! Yes! Look at my chest.
george i told ya don't have too many scrinkles at candylicious whoh! waaaah! no! don't put your spoon in my coffee cup! reow! yes excuses boing snoks! boing good riddance faye you spinner of adult varity squeaky bucket and spade pet toys!
To karatesize yo ass!
lt's so nice
Oh, shit.
You think you run your asshole by the car wash?
What's happening to me?
Sherman,
Ain't that a bitch!
You know one thing I couldn't stand about that Buddy?
Sun Chips. Alllllll Sun Chips!!!
l'll find him for you.
and hamsters have a tendency to be fluffier.
Look at this. Look at this.
Dean Richmond! Oh, hello, sir.
Till Friday, then.
You’re riding over, but you’re limping back!
Don't break gas and destroy our meal.
Carla! That's strike three, damn it!
God damn it, I messed up my pants..
(LAUGHS) You're good, Love. Very good.
(CROWD SCREAMING)
lt's so nice
We shouldn't even think about tomorrow
You'll walk over, but you're limpin' back
what DNA is composed of,
Fabulous.
Can you wear a white wedding dress, young lady?
I like to call it Buddy's Wonder Tonic.
Sorry I haven't phoned, but I haven't been myself lately.
You may be walking over.... but you'll be limping back.
I got it! Hurry, Jason!
lt's a matter of recombinant ribonucleic acids
You really think I be listening to you? I ain't listening to you.Ain't listening to you
cole is so epok that your chins are imploding
that the poopnose gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib!
Well, the good news is I'm not going to kill you,
I was trying to see how the students would respond to a teacher-less environment.
Take This Old Bird Out of His Miserey !
MAMA: You spoiled the dinner!
Okay.
I can't take this shit no more.
But, sir, I don't know if you should...
You too at home! Everybody up and say,
oh yo ho yeah yeah-yeah i want georgette to ruin my life i'll put my hands in my mouth i'll tox my whole body no it's not your problem anymore what i do! my life is driving me crazy! yes i'll chuck you out if you say lax again yes i can be responiple yes yes i want georgette to ruin my life it's her problem now.
Schedule. Excuse me. I'm very late.
Another honey sitting in my ride
And I think you should definitely go out with Buddy Love.
Listen, Carla,
Klump, shut up! I can!
How are you?
lsn't that something?
ls Professor Klump here?
Oh! Oh, yeah!
Whew
people used to spend time with they family
So give yourselves a big hug and say, Yes, I can! Do that for me...
GRANDMA: I am hungry. Come on, now.