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Sherman, what's wrong with you?
Do I know you?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I think they got the wrong idea about things.
Oh, I want to love you, feel you
Blood pressure, 14· over 9· and rising.
But this year I bring a new twist
I assure you he has no affiliation with this school.
Shoot the damn dog I'm not shooting no dog
Please, can I go get this room?
Listen, Carla,
That is most peculiar, Jason,
Lamar Jackson post game clip ....
Sherman, Sherman Klump.
ln fact, I'll put in a good word with you for Buddy.
What the hell? My goodness!
Klump? That fraud, that hack, that no-talent.
Have I mentioned we also have a terrific English Department?
You are just as sick as Buddy, and I don't wanna see you or him again!
Which Means No Toy Story, No Cars and no WALL-E
Oh, did he? Well, I know you're new in town.
You mind waiting for the punch line first, brother?
I'm going to set up a meeting with Harlan Hartley...
Oh, man.
is this the nice ass section?
You know Mike Douglas used to make me moist.
Everyone has a nice ass at this table.
Get Klump in here now!
Sherman, is that you? Are you all right?
because this equation fundamentally breaks down
It Ain't Anythin But A Short Walk. Come On.
as always!
(PIANO PLAYING)
I smell shit! When warriors haters spout nonsense
You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist
When picking up an order via curbside pickup and an attractive employee brings you your order.
You cheap bastard.
(lN REGULAR VOICE) What I'm trying to say
I'm gonna be at the Ritz tonight, but it will not be in the interest of science.
Oh, my God.
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
ln my day, Sherman,
Last night I was only trying to help,
I'm so excited
the way you have.
Chicago.
to your usual, fat, sorry, stuff-my-face-till- I'm almost-dead self.
yes beryl trashial? what do you want? i want brillyl bruilllfgual broils.
Well, did he even ask about me?
Every night, if a nice gentleman bring me flowers and candy,
Can we go to commercial?
Oh, Sherman, Sherman, Sherman, Sherman, Sherman, Sherman, Sherman!
Ya Gonna Limp Back
PAPA: God damn, Sherman,
I can go all night.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, with you it's always business.
Teddy P turned up a little loud.
All you!!!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I want the world to know that I was late!
Spandex. All spandex. Where's the spandex section?
Sherman!
throughout the course of your studies,
Oh, hi, Carla. Hi.
i seen Otis get so hungry once he beat up a grown man
is your ass through the seat of your pants.
You're gorgeous and I'm gorgeous,
lt's about Buddy.
.
They were wonderful.
Now, you done talked about me enough, boy!
Shut up!
Baby's got a little gas.
l'd love to.
Come on, Cletus. Come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
And then all of a sudden he runs out of the club.
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And here I am, talking your ear off once again about Buddy.
Didn't you hear me when I say, Hey?
U Greedy Dirt bag$ I just found shit in my ass!
(LAUGHING)
Okay.
(lN PROFESSOR'S VOICE) lt ain't over till the fat professor sings!
Sherman, you are a brilliant man.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Joe!
Jason, we have seen the last of Buddy Love.
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Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, Gene, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
See? Everybody's laughing.
A good friend is there for you when you fall but will tell you I ain't going to keep picking your big ass up off the floor
Did you have a party last night?
I am thin! I am thin. Hey, man, where's the apple pie?
No titties. No titties.
It's your world dog I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut!
Okay, fella, what are you doing with the Professor's credit card?
You got to suck in your gut and strut.
I'm watching TV!
like that Oprah Winfrey.
Oh, look at my little b... He's a little Hercules.
I set up a meeting with him.
2016 election coverage
I LOST 300 POUNDS IN 30 SECONDS! THANKS PHOTOSHOP!
Boy's so fat, every time he turns around, it's his birthday!
crowd screaming
Come on, Cletus. Come on. Come on, Cletus.
Oh, my goodness!
Your lip is swollen. My lip?
No, I did it to myself, Jason.
I ain't like to bother any people.
I mean, I messed my shirt up.
When You’re Nervous About Your test and you need the bathroom
Listen.
l'll just have to forget about him. I'll see you later.
Might make ya head blow off!
I ain't gonna pay for everybody flying to no Chicago!
I could talk to you about you and l, for a second.
Let’s get busy!
Hey, I'm the one with the gluteus minimus.
and don't have much time to do it in.
What’s up, N***a!?
When I hold you in my arms
Oh. Hi. I'm sorry.
And when I hold you in my arms
You know, Tubby Smith used to make me moist.
or one of his buddies was throwing a party.
I'm between classes and I got a minute to chat.
(passes wind)
You see, I'm hear to announce this song of a bounce
Homework
Are you snapping on Reggie?
I don't think Sherman will be coming tonight.
You know John Rys Plumlee Makin’ me moist.
Oh, no, no, no. I love to scream.
I know you won't.
Walking into the festival day 4
To my extreme left,
Why, thank you. Thank you very much.
A macho man
so show a little school spirit and see that he gets it.
(STRANGULATED) Help.
Where all the calories is?
. .
(LAUGHING WILDLY)
So you put a $47,000 luxury car on your faculty account.
The party's here on the west side
(GUESTS GASPING)
I ain't gonna be picking up your big ass all night, Anna. Shit.
Get back in there!
l'll toss this between the crack of your ass.
(ALL CHANTING) The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
Busy Buddies Tot Watchers
is there's a right time and place for everything.
thus giving you the appearance of,
I tell you it'll make you wanna bounce 2 this
Saddle bag syndrome
I was wondering if one night if,
(STOMPING) PROFESSOR AND AUDIENCE: Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Yes...
So I'm running this thing here.
Uh Oh.. I done messed my pants.
(CHUCKLING) Mr. Klump.
and you can do anything.
l'll break it down for the rich dummies in the room. Listen up.
Haha Haha
Shelley, you've been the guinea pig long enough.
Then at the end, you feel just like that bag. Empty inside.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Moron
Kinda strange, huh?
Hey, hey, get off the stage, man. You ain't in show business.
WOMAN: Professor Klump?
Thank you, Sherman.
at least cankle briskets are lined up to rectal bleeding. yes with caskinders.
How can I help you?
you just go too far with the comedy man!
Tanya Mugabe My kind woman
because I distinctly remember locking up last night.
Asses is big in our family.
Come on Cletus... Come on....
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