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Hartley loved you. He's going to be at the Alumni Ball tomorrow night.
Give it up!
I Ain't No Easy Win... Niggah...
I knew Sherman was gonna go soft on me.
You Can't Beat Me No Matter What You Got to Strut
To my left, this gentleman has turkey neck.
Your research.
Friday, the Ritz, dinner, 8:00 sharp.
Boy, people be smiling. People be smiling.
He sure is animated.
Oh, yeah! Like a pony! I'm a pony!
MAN: We need that lV rig in now!
lf you don't mind, I have a date at the alumni ball,
He asked me out, and he said it was your idea.
me mom's got Y2K and she can't get a JFK infection because she get's donald trump squeaky traveller's dirrihea and she's pregnant with snow balloon bird 56 year old geese! and she's also got cuban missle crisis which means every time anzac day is on she sneezes out battalions! she's only got a world war 3 remedy infection!
Have you noticed that Sherman's been acting kind of strange lately?
oh fuck the taco bell is making me go BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
(lN PROFESSOR'S VOICE) there comes a time in a man's life
Cletus, take this bowl. it's hot.
Got those childbearing hips.
Oh! What you serving here?
Sherman manwill u shut the fukk up u never brought a girl home u can a least let us talk to her chomp on that Mustard flavored Potato salad Let us get to know her son
I don't mean that as a euphemism. I mean, I'm gonna literally kill you.
Amazing is my middle name.
You're no better than he is!
He'd probably drag the car down.
Daddy, all the calories in the chicken
Another Friday night
suprise thicc butts i found missing whoman
How did it happen? Was it an accident?
Pop goes the weasel!
ls that a test tube in my pocket? Or am I just happy to see you?
BOY 2: Morning. Morning.
lf you're receiving this message, that means you went and plumped back up
(KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKING)
lt smelled so bad it had a chain hanging from it.
Morning. Good morning.
Oh!
to take this old bird out of her misery.
Hartley is the last rich alumnus we've got.
Oh. Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me.
>>> <<<
Know a little every day
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
after sex I rolled over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!
Oh, no. My cleaning lady's...
Oh, Delta! I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?!
Ron’s gonna have relations
I thought you might need this.
(CHUCKLES)
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I looked your address up in the faculty directory. I hope you don't mind.
(GRUNTING)
I gotta know...
Would you mind explaining this?
So you're saying our files are not correct.
I'm trying to watch Roseanne!
It's yo teeth reggie
(SCREAMING)
Would another time be better? I could always...
and he's so shy, he didn't even show up.
Bounce 2 this
is this the shovel auth section?
I haven't really messed myself.
Mashed potatoes give me gas.
(WHISTLING)
To put this old bird out of her misery
lt's so nice
when he has to...
Maybe he loaned his house out to somebody
I heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?
I'm Sherman Klump.
I know I want you
He's so strong.
SCREAMING IN FART WIND SCREAMING IN FART WIND
Did he say why he didn't call me and let me know he was all right?
Guppers in the ambulance
And I can hardly wait
(RUMBLING)
Hey, that's strike two!
(SNIFFS)
What you think a colonic is?
You can sew up your stomach and your asshole,
Fuck boys
Colby after that scare
Proud of you
Lilo, Peabo, Lou Rawls, Teddy Pendergrass. Teddy P.
When people says my favorite character is boring...
Are you having relations?
Fabulous.
(CHUCKLES) I'm fine.
No SHRIMP Points! No SHRIMP Points!
Sherman?
All I'm trying to say is scientific breakthroughs
You can't control him.
When you see a flatchested bitch
Professor?
Let’s get busy!
I said, What's up?
Keep those legs crossed.
Oh
yes beryl brathayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some swindinning in serpentine.
(MAMA KLUMP LAUGHS)
You said you were taking me to dinner.
That's not Professor Klump.
Come and get it, come and get it, come and get it
(CROWD CHATTERING)
Come on, now
"Yes, I Can!"
Not that I have anything against lesbians. I love lesbians.
MAMA: Do you cook? 'Cause somebody's got to feed my Sherman.
AARRGGHH!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I want him prepped and ready immediately. Yes, Doctor.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
Sherman Gone Have RELATIONS
Professor Klump, the cages, what happened?
You know, Cletus, I think something's going on between her and Sherman.
somebody talking about lose weight, get healthy.
You see, Miss Purty,
Just to hold you in my arms
Oh, this is so fabulous.
Luna Help me Luna Luna Emily there is no more. Screaming Loony is at the school yet other side of the parking line she can hear you Luna help Help me Luna Luna Emily there is no more. Screaming Loony is at the school yet other side of the parking line she can hear you Luna helpMy daughter Emily in trouble
Me, personally, I don't have that problem.
Hello, Jason.
Listen to me closely. Go in the back room while I'm holding him
So come join me because you can't beat me.
I got a big ass. Your mama got a big ass.
(RUMBLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(CANS CLATTERING)
(CHANTING) The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
(LAUGHING)
The only thing about to break through
You done fucked up now
Gotta come from a lot of hard work and exercise and plenty of these.
But on the other hand,
Me trying to teach with this baby bump
Afternoon, Carla.
I gotta pay a $100 ticket for finger food?
Oh, come on, Carla. What's the... Hey!
Oh, oh, my goodness! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
You sure you're all right with that?
Devin Devin Devin
I know I want you
No, one step at a time. We don't want to jeopardize Shelley.
Scratch my car There's gon be a scratch on yo ass
You're gonna limp back
Be quiet! Don't tell me to be quiet! He drunk!
Oh! I'm late for an appointment.
Right on schedule.
Trying to win a grant here.
From Def Comedy Jam, my man, Reggie Warrington.
Ain't nothing wrong with having relations. Don't be ashamed of that.