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You have a pleasant evening.
Now you be careful. lf there's a scratch in the car,
When you Ate a Whole Meal But the waiter asks "You can try something from our dessert menu"
Six T-bones, five baked potatoes and two servings of creamed spinach.
I said, What's up?
(CLEARS THROAT AND COUGHS)
No matter what....
Oh my stars and garters !
(ERNIE JR. CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Might make your head blow off
Hi. I'm Carla Purty.
Oh, Justin, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
Stephanie Gonna Have Repations
You got more crack than Harlem. Look at that!
You cannot tell me he ain't got a small jimmie.
And Luther Vandross.
IS THIS THE NICE ASS SECTION
He wants to hear your grant proposal personally.
My goodness! Damn!
When you do a monster crap at work and have to tell your colleague about it.
l've got to be a macho
.
grace you wanna swing from the uwasedilier? no, not while i'm at tafe.
I'm a tooth chipper.
Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits
Don't hurt them, Teddy P!
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND LAUGHING)
Oh, now, look at this white guy right here.
Yes, sir. Yes.
Boy, you got a lot to learn about love
Letterman, Leno.
(GRUNTS) Yeah! Yeah!
Excuse me.
It Ain't Anythin But A Short Walk. Come On.
lf anything goes wrong for any reason, I'm going to kill you.
That's a hell of a trick.
and flip it around.
Sherman?
(SCREAMING)
Friday Night, Friday, Friday,Friday Night!
(BEEPING)
I know it looks good, and some of y'all like pork chops,
Hello, Shelley.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Now that’s strike 2
Case in point:
Call Dr. Matthews. I'm going to need a lot of help on this one.
Pop goes the weasel!
Ya old cheap bastard
Quiet down up there!
Say one more word, Buddy, I'll tear your arm off!
They gonna think We twins!!
Lesbians is cool.
And I wanna give it all to you
Oh! Oh, baby, you...
are found in the skin.
With Montell you wanna boogie
. .
(LAUGHING)
I must've grazed the switch.
toxic cheryl de coursey was bowpya boupya bohpy's buscoberyl's bohup bohp blaunt bohopeprpbopaw blumpy zone's bohoouppbng bohiiung boihiing wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Professor, we have to get to the lab right away.
You want the fucking kiwi fruit
No, no, don't be ridiculous.
You make it hard, long soft, short
Cletus, the dog's ripped open the garbage again!
Professor, listen to me. The testosterone levels are way too high.
#WatermelonWarz.
(LAUGHING)
lt's time to see if this stuff really works.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I hope I haven't ruined everybody's evening.
(CHUCKLING)
Why is it the woman always gets the choice where they're gonna be married?
Unless, of course, they're looking for teachers on Planet Fat.
Well, thank you very much. I’m fatter… …flattered.
Look. That's all muscle.
Oh, God, I'm thin! I'm thin!
Relations is a beautiful thing.
My cup was running low
That's right. The glove's coming off.
Boy, that's just fine
Earl Scheib!
I still got my wedding dress. lf you want it, I'll take it in.
Who that called my name?
Well, I guess I'll leave.
Wasn't nothing wrong with her. She was fine. Oprah was a fox!
Noah: Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
he made you beautiful inside and out.
Pretty good.
Oh. Look, I'm a little embarrassed about the way how my place is looking.
You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!
I just got way ahead of myself.
My calves are burning!
That's not your hair. Take that pile of shit off your head.
I'm going to that alumni ball tonight, and I'm gonna reclaim my life.
Courtney
Blud thinks he is Badlandchugs
I have never seen anyone eat so much.
Noah:(LAUGHING)
Every time we have a meal, you break gas.
He got a big announcement to make.
Lesbians is cool
You want your colon cleansed? I'm gonna clean mine.
No!
And I'm sorry! My car ran out of gas.
(LAUGHING) Light as a feather tonight. Come on, bump me.
(ALL CROWD CLAMORING)
(CONTINUES MUTTERING) Gonna scream.
talking about that's healthy.
I locked these cages,
You are so lucky to stay so thin.
Damn Noe! Te lo comiste todo?
Call me Sherman, all right? Sherman.
Baby, no! She got more extensions than AT·T.
Put that food down! They ate yesterday!
I can't eat this. This stuff is too tiny.
I'm fine. Why you looking for me?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
I got my own self hot telling that story.
Nigga used to be the black Pavarotti!
Do you know me?
Whoo you got a big ass
Eat my ass
We do what we can, you know?
Hey, Lemony! It's good!
No, don't tell me. Let me smell it. Punch?
Now, Sherman, you can wear a white tuxedo.
(MUFFLED) I can't talk.
I thought you was gonna get angry and start screaming
This is nuts!
snok dear? yes snik snik snok.
But Professor Klump has a meeting tonight with Harlan Hartley at the Ritz.
You do? Absolutely.
I'm terribly sorry about all this.
Oh, my lip? Oh.
See, l've done some calculations of my own.
To make fun of you? Why do we do this to ourselves?
Carla, do you like children? Yes.
Never mind.
lt's time we take Nestea... Plunge!
Fifi Volta aqui
He's late for a meeting. Fill in for him.
You have a pleasant day.
I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa!
With a name like Buddy Love, I bet he can.
Lesbians is cool
george tried his best to be born then 789 times but he wasen't born and faye married herself. and after that she said gayle.
l've got to be a macho man
Oh, man!
That's over. Go have a nice day.
Okay.
(SINGING) Sherman gonna have relations
Good morning. Good morning, class.
Dont... Dont Let The Grey Hair Fool Ya...
Look, that comic tonight, he was...
I Smell Shit!
Fresh
JASON: (SCREAMING) Oh, my God!
(ON STEREO) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I don't even know if he's all right.
Reggie's mama is so fat, her belt size is equator
Oh, man! This is Freddy Krueger shit, man!
(LAUGHING)
I waited for you call all day
being happy about how much you weigh,
for bringing that upside-down cake for him. He ate every crumb of it.
What's the matter with you?
Sherman is GONE!!
Should we call and make sure there's going to be enough food?
Hey, moneybags, you want a demonstration?
Oh! Oh! You done did it now, boy.
(LAUGHING)
And that's a pretty good trick for a man with an ass as big as his.
They need, Nestea plunge!!!
I know that I can do no wrong
Women be shopping.
He's very handsome and athletic.
who's filling in for george and faye bridges? anna wintour.
Spandex
Tradition. Tradition, my ass!
Thighmaster Plus is designed to give you better results quicker.
ln fact, I know you're going to be perfect.
I'm proud of who I am I found the strenth to breathe again Sometimes I feel like i've seen the light
How's that?