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Muno: This Is some scary shit!
that brought us so much joy tonight.
(nao ver) videos.com/video48226120/velho_da_havan_chupando_um_cu_prolapsado
Oh, Jay Z, I Heard of Dreadlocks, But Shitlocks??
You really think I be listening to you? Ion be listening to you?
Exactly my point.
Hey, that's strike two!
Women be walking, baby.
(GIGGLING)
Sorry about that. Excuse me. Excuse me!
(ALL CHATTERING)
Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to Sherman Klump!
Women be shopping, baby.
PAPA: Will you hush up?
Something for the honeys
lt's actually reconstructed Shelley's DNA.
(GASPING)
do you realize there's a gene in your DNA
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
Relations is beautiful.
I'm an A cup. I don't need a bra anymore.
Watson gon have trade'lations
Come on back to the party, Sherman, because Carla doesn't want you.
lf I had one now...bang.
(SINGING) Amazing grace
Jenny Jones, Marilyn Kagan,
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's Dog-zilla!
I don't know.
Teacher-less environment? New field of research for you?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
OH FUCK THE TACO BELL IS MAKING ME GO BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Do you...
Jimmy Butler
Never mind. I do that all the time.
and it causes unsightly conditions.
Welcome to your education
I can't get full off this mess!
Keep my wife's name out your mother fucking mouth!
Gilbert!
What's the status?
When I come to your house
(BUDDY CACKLING)
I tell you, it'll make you wanna bounce 2 this
Everybody saying how did you meet them And I'm like
Wait. Hold it.
I don't even know your name.
Oh, I see. Mmm-hmm.
on an occasion like that, you don't wanna do that alone, so...
Professor?
Do I look excited, Klump?
Good night.
Women be walking, baby.
How i talk to supervisors that micromanage
Ladies and gentlemen,
Sherman?
Lets Get Busy!!
After all, men like us can't walk around now, can we?
Oh. Hi, Miss Purty...
Surprise mother trucker u suck beothch
(BEEPING)
You know I mean it Bounce 2 this
And if you move real slow I'll let it go
25N times C.
Y'all give it up for my man, Reggie Warrington!
I'm so excited
“I’m glad I brought my knife”!!!!!
(LOUD FART)
Saddlebag syndrome.
There is a thin person inside each and every one of us!
The good good sweet potato pie wooo!!
not physically, anyway.
and what components of DNA...
Lesbians is cool
At midnight, I don't have to worry about turning into no Klumpkin.
I'm thin! I'm thin!
5 year targets for headquarters
Love?
You just go too far with the comedy, man.
I felt you percolating.
It's yo teeth Stacy
Macho, macho man
Fatty Ow! Don’t do that
She lost 20% of her body fat in one feeding.
Lesbians is cool.
When you had to much to drink...
It's your teeth, Stacy!
Hey, chunky drawers! Hey, tank ass!
Come on, come on, come on, let's do this.
Look out, David Copperfield. I'm about to make a 400-pound fat man
Hey, look at this white dude right here.
Ladies and gentlemen, for my final demonstration...
Guppers big poop
Take that pile of shit off your head
Must be some kind of mistake.
Shoot the damn dog!!
Jason, I have such a bad hangover, I honestly do not remember.
There ain't nothing wrong with Oprah.
lt's show time, everybody!
This is some scary shit!
Me loving you and you loving me
Cletus! You do have a big ass.
lt's Friday night, and I feel all right
(PANTING) I'm blubbifying! Sherman!
Nigga used to be the Black Pavarotti.
Hey, everyone, run for the hills! it's God-zilla!
Thank you, Officer Dagg. Thank you.
They gonna think we twins.
I cannot believe I came over here feeling sorry for you.
John Rhys Plumlee Is making me moist.
The Leland household....
Homework
The male hamster's scrotum has a tendency
Me and your grandfather was colleagues.
Hand over the vial now!
Oh, you look fabulous!
Não sou gordo Sou forte
You go to the store and buy those little candy bars in the bag,
shit!
(WHEEZING)
August Gone Have Relations
Oh, Dwight, I’ve heard of dreadlocks, But shitlocks?
You almost killed me, man!
(YELLS)
Didn’t you hear me when I said hey! Lol
yes i am from gearldton but if you say silly things to mariah like beryl bonk the buck stops there and you'll lose that right to talk about my kids or grandkids. and you'll have a falling out with me again and i'll tell marleen that i'll send you to her office.
Come on. Come on, Cletus!
Sherman! No matter what!
GIRL 1 : Hey, Professor! Good morning.
Like sugar and spice
Women be shoppin
Who?
That's not your hair. Take that pile of shit off your head.
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) No!
Makes the...table look more festive,
Ladies, help me sing it
Should I get him?
Okay. Why? Why?
who might be staying for a while.
Let’s get busy
He's fine.
She gonna lose her weight.
(CHUCKLING) Yeah, I guess I tore this one up, huh?
I want you
I don't wanna hear this shit while I'm eating.
MAMA: Oh, look at my baby blushing.
(WHISPERING) Sherman has never had relations.
I wish I knew.
(LOUD FART)
ok got the rubbish! now what boss? ok start with those leaves and plastic bags and sort them into "once only used." piles. when you're done with that come see me. ok see ya in a few hours.
Well...
lf I'm gonna change my life, it's not gonna come from some magic drink.
(CLEARS THROAT AND GRUNTS)
I knew that I would now
Like a pony, I’m a pony!
You're welcome.
and before you know it, the whole bag is empty.
I had 2 titties Now I have 6, that's multiplication
Don't you feel like a pony when you sweat?
I don't wanna hear it. Shut up, please!