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(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!
(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)
Buddy Love.
(CREW LAUGHING)
(BARKS QUIETLY)
Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.
(CHATTERING)
You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.
Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states
lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!
A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor
No, no, no, no, no
And I feel nice
You mess around
Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.
(GROANING)
There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!
Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.
Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....
I'm a grad student.
There you go again,
(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful
lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!
(DOOR CLOSES)
You'll walk over but ya limpin' back
Wait! Wait!
My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim
No, you don't look excited at all.
(BOTH MOANING)
(WHOOPS)
Kalvin & Roscoe a
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
Yeah! That's a big ass.
and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.
I don’t mean that as a euphemism
Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that
(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.
Your problem is, you don't work out.
(CHUCKLES)
lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!
This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!
We're all different.
The professor must have got a little carried away last night.
(GRUNTING)
No.
Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)
Morning.
So I can kick yo ass!
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls
I assure you it is not what it appears to be!
For years you've single-handedly alienated
Thanks, man. Too much!
IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!
Got you! You gonna eat that?
When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass
No, sir, I'm fine.
Come On Ovah Here
(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)
New York, bounce 2 this
They can't see me with your head there.
me and Reggie want to send one out
Hold On
Yeah!
Purple hair, don’t care
We've lost so much money, red is our school color.
Now Dean Richmond...
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?
You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!
You are special.
Good. I'll tend to Shelley.
lt's your teeth, Reggie.
Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.
(LAUGHING CONTINUES)
You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.
Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.
Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.
(CANS CRUNCHING)
My goodness, it is time to take my medication.
My dick! My dick my dick my dick
(SINGING) We're in the money
(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)
l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.
Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?
'Cause if you're not perfect,
(CREW LAUGHING)
the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!
I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.
there's a scratch in your ass.
SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!
CARLA: So you altered her genes?
(CREW LAUGHING)
Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits
Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,
I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.
lt's a date.
Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
Number six! Yeah!
Those National Rifle people are right.
Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator
But make sure you read chapter 4
Earl Scheib!
And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.
Sweet memories will last a long, long time
Where's your Professor Buddy Love?
Republicans losing Election results
ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!
I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???
Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.
Here's an idea.
(GASPING) I can't breathe!
Why didn't you say anything?
You did? Why?
I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.
Let's do this!
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey
When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"
Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.
Look at your little purple dress.
(SWITCHES LEVER)
lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!
Oh... Buddy came here?
Yeah, bounce 2 this
Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.
So am l!
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BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.
I don't know that fool.
His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.
BUDDY: Yeah!
My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!
Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.
(CROWD SCREAMING)
When a fat bitch try to talk to you
Wow, these are great seats, Professor.
but this greasy, nasty pork chop,
I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,
Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass
(BONES CRACK)
Watch my feet. Come on with it!
lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!
All righty!
No Titties No Titties