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we are so excited about this product.
have shown altered levels of thyroid hormones...
Okay, and... now to present our latest product
to sanitize doorknobs in public toilets, you dipshit.
- No, sea turtles belong in the ocean. - Exactly.
And you're gonna jerk it. Like, yank it.
I want you to march into that conference center
Well, not when I see this boat, no.
- Just finish the story. - I've already told you everything.
I was. That one, yep.
Because if not,
- Sign it. - What?
I know what I have to do!
Robin!
Okay, permission to come aboard, captain?
Aah! Aha!
"- I wish I was rich. - Yeah."
Okay. Who wants to hit the beach?
- It's Triclosan. - It's Triclosan. Triclosan.
sent our people out with q-tips...
Yeah, except for the person's suit you steal...
Robin!
I really love this.
With a moderate increase in estrogen levels.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Souvenirs?
This particular hand sanitizer...
Triclosan.
- Yes, that is a lot of... - Pussy!
Come on. Get it.
Sir, I'm gonna warn you one more time.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Even if that tiny fishing boat were my boat,