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- [Crunch] - [Gasps]
Well, you better do something quick...
- I'm gonna slap your big, round ass. - Damn right you are!
[Groaning, Muffled Screaming]
- He took his retinas out! - Does this story come with a dictionary?
A fish with a human brain just like me?
and bought the leftover Thanksgiving decorations from the half-price bin.
I just came to tell you that Jeannie Gold's business is ruined because of you...
Bring that body over here.
You made fools of us!
If you do decide to check it out, you need to clear your history right away.
Ready.
How much longer do we have to sit like this?
I need you to love me for who I am on the inside!
They were on the dashboard of my car for a long time. They are hot to the touch.
I did it to save our marriage.
- [Moaning] - Okay, everyone! Places!
the budget we agreed upon- and I'll get started.
I left him alone with her for a half hour while I took a nap.
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
Either you love me for who I am or lose me forever.
Followed by a lunch of iced tea and laxatives.
I guess I'd never truly tasted your cooking before.
Quem quer beber água de esgoto
Roger, where- Aww.
[Man] Here comes the bride!
2 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 17 =2142
He does. He totally does. On with the show. We'll meet you at the altar.
And I did, and it made me feel so safe.
- May I? - Oh, I shouldn't.