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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I don't want to be a provider!
- [Door Slams] - I can't believe what Stan did!
Them? [Chuckles] No. It's $30 for one.
Francine! Are you in the room?
Did you take me here so you wouldn't have to look at me?
- Are you hitting on me? - What?
What the hell happened?
And now I can't even look my own husband in the eyes.
- Leave us alone, Roger. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I can't go through with this. I'm just gonna sneak out.
You, idiot boy, put some stones on the bridal runner so the breeze won't take it.
They do not have dessert here, but I brought a bag of Chips Ahoy.
Oh, Stan, without your eyesight...
[Gasps]
- I don't know what retinas are. What are you telling me? - He blinded himself!
Lift with your fat, ugly legs, not your fat, ugly back.
I promise when you start to sag to subject you to risky elective surgery.
I have some sexy barnyard stuff on there that is not for everyone.
Committed to us.