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You know what?
I'm just taking a break, Ted. I don't want it to get stale.
and then you're gonna talk to her because you're a good person.
But still, as much as it pains me to say it,
Me and my fellow Chiefs of Medicine are gonna tear this bitch up!
will be boy, girl, boy, girl, girl, and that's insanity.
- How could you do this to me? - I don't know.
Can you believe this, Ted?
That's a little phoofy for my taste. A beer is fine.
we have to decide if we want to get married in two months,
I love you, babe.
since you broke up with me in the 11 th grade,
She's upset because you insinuated her job was less important.
(SNORING)
I'm you. I'm talking to you from a future phone.
to actually having to hear you utter your self-written vows.
Great.
Dude, it's over, okay? You guys had your chance.
There's not just one girl who's gonna make me stop thinking about it.
Yeah.
We got these.
and then I'll get depressed and fat,
"who picks the first Golden Delicious of the fall harvest."
Hey, everyone.
"My dearest Keith, my heart was like a vault,
Listen to me.
(EXCLAIMS)
- See you tomorrow. - Yeah.
July 21 st, save the date.
When people try to put me in the middle of things,
Sorry, sir, we don't have Appletinis, but I could make you a Peachtini.
I'm pretty sure he's sick and tired of saying it.
it was time to start planning the wedding.
Let's make chaos feel foolish
How you doing?
There are plenty of hot girls here, and single.
Fine, but I'm not doing it for you.
As you can see here,