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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- I don't believe it. - I know. It's basic culinary science.
I troubleshoot space-shuttle payloads.
If you wait for us to set up the time machine...
Oh, please, it's not a time machine. If anything, it looks like...
Yeah, good for you.
Okay.
Little Miss Grown-Ups- Don't-Play-With-Toys.
By the time I got to work, they'd given my shift away.
We brought food.
- ...Iettuce and Swiss on whole wheat. - What did they give?
You know, just moving a time machine.
- Three, two. - Snipe, snipe.
Good for you.
- Just give us a few minutes. - I'm running really late.
You can't keep it. What if I meet a girl and say:
Are you expecting an example involving a real-life time machine?
Thanks. I can go $2600 and two trees in lsrael.
Help!
I asked for turkey and roast beef...
No, a time machine from Sophie's Choice.
Okay, Leonard, put down the box. Let's talk.
Oh. Wow.
...with that time machine.