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(LAUGHING)
♪ Raise the roof beam high ♪
♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪
Well, how do you do? Shrimp?
♪ I'm a joker ♪
Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.
Rajneesh will now prepare a dish
I find your work really inspiring.
Well, that's easy to say and hard to do.
Little help, please!
Ow my balls
You're an idiot.
Condescending. That's a big word for you.
Now...
SMART CHICK MEGAN ORSER... YOU ARE AN AMAZING GURU
is never ever watch the puck.
*
No. Well, it does.
(PITKA GROANING)
Fuck You
I actually went to one of your sutras after my father passed away.
I spoke with your wife, Prudence.
And I will not take a shortcut.
Guru Pitka? What happened to you?
Really?
Damn, Roanoke!
♪ You gave me faith ♪ ♪ 'cause you believed ♪
Hold on one second.
I think they're doing it hard.
But until I learn to love myself,
Goal! And game five goes to the Leafs!
♪ No, no, no ♪
We've not much time. I have an apology letter from Darren.
(CHUCKLING)
(CROWD BOOING)
Of course, we don't know if we're going to game five!
Good luck. He won't even let me in.
Tonight I want you to go from nowhere
Why do you hurt me?
(GRUNTING)
I just came by to say hello and goodbye.
I am making diarrhea sounds with my cup.
Well, you know, I deflect because of the pain.
"Eatin' ain't cheatin'."
Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!
Without intimacy, you feel nowhere.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome... Name!
and we've got the momentum!
.
♪ Because you love me ♪
I'd still be a hero
And as I once read on a wall, in a truck stop bathroom in Barstow,
(CHUCKLES)
(INDIAN CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(FARTS)
Ohhh my balls!
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
What's that?
TUGGINMYPUDHA: I am not blind.
This may go badly.
Failure? There's no such thing as failure.
I think I made a happy wee-wee. Yeah.
♪ Show me how you feel ♪
We have to go back in there and confront your mother.
♪ They just use your mind ♪ ♪ and they never give you credit ♪
Come by my ashram tomorrow at noon.
Thank you so much!
(MOUTHING) I don't know!
Well, this was fun.
(ALL CHANTING)
and I hope the staples come out soon.
TM.
You're like the poor man's Deepak Chopra.
of cooorse,sillo dan
(BUZZER BLARES)
Or some such bullshit. I don't know. Gotta go!
So he writes one stupid note and you expect me to take him back?
It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.
my most resistant student,
I was afraid that Prudence would leave me if I didn't win the Stanley Cup,
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
mother of Leafs' center, Darren Roanoke, Lillian Roanoke.
Someone's in here. Someone's in here!
(CHUCKLES)
Yes. You are laughing!
You are a very lucky man.
But before we get going, I'd like to start by thanking my own personal champions.
A martini.
(BURPS)
Exactly.
On Friday,
Your manager Richard Pants is here.
Master, if I am not allowed to be with a woman,
♪ 'Cause I'm a picker ♪ ♪ I'm a grinner ♪
(TRUMPETING)
Don’t ever punch my nutsack again I haven’t cum in thirty three years and you jabbed my testicles!
I so enjoyed your sutra, especially the part about not being a victim.
Thank you, Speedy. That's great.
DARREN: Got it.
(ALL CHEERING)
As do I.
(CHUCKLES)
Oh great Ghandi! My gonads !
You're leaving? Yes.
Do your job!
Well, whoever wins tonight walks away Stanley Cup champions.
I guess you got everything you wanted.
Jane, I promise you, everything will be fine.
So does scum!
So, you are the owner of the ice hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leaves?
TRENT: Rob Blake is lucky the refs didn't see that.
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
That was easy.