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♪ Watch, pray, watch ♪
RAJNEESH: Sir, please, please make sure it's locked, sir. Please, over there.
With one second left! It's a penalty shot.
♪ Yawning, stretching, ♪ ♪ try to come to life ♪
♪ Lead me to your rock ♪
Dell Computers, this is Chip.
Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!
Snaps.
Goal! Roanoke may be fighting for his life,
Two and three, out, can't play in the game.
PITKA: The ball-gazing student has become the ball-gazing master.
Not now, Kato.
Mariska Hargitay. Yeah.
ALL: Stink Mop. Go.
.
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
Even Jay-Z had 99 of them,
I mean, he can't even play in front of his own mother.
(CURSES IN FRENCH)
(GRUNTING)
No, I am good.
♪ CHOIR: Raise it up ♪ ♪ and make a joyful noise ♪
Now, Guru Pitka here obviously has a plan.
Now, everyone, let's just take a seat.
.
They can't be happy in the Leafs' locker room right now.
tfsesdf
between Prudence and how crappy you are playing?
You can say bad things about me,
But did you stand up to her?
May I have the key?
(SCREAMING)
Yes. Oh, you have?
But the question on everyone's mind is,
Once again, I'm Trent Lueders.
I haven't laughed like this in such a long time.
Yes, it is arbitrary! Fight anyone for any reason!
I would not wanna be his nutsack.
and the bitch was not one of them.
Superstar! What did he say to you?
Best goalie ever
but he cannot play on the ice in the game that we're watching,
Ow my wee wee
(WHOOPING)
(JANE LAUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Prudence always wanted me to stand up to my ma.
Put that shit on a T-shirt
Oh, hi.
- PITKA: No, no! - CHERKOV: Let me at him!
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
.
Yes. We did Maturity and Action.
♪ You're just a step ♪ ♪ on the boss man's ladder ♪
so I left Prudence first.
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
(EXCLAIMS)
DARREN: Making love. Falling asleep in each other's arms.
There's a snap in the back.
Yes.
It's hard to laugh when men only see you as some curse.
Throw a hex on you.
Otherwise, what am I gonna do with this?
(EXCLAIMS)
Put that shit on a t-shirt
and I will go deliver it to her.
My goal is to get you to say, "Gee, you are you."
Right. See?
And let's look at the word "Bible," shall we?
Jacques Grande. Is he "Mr. Right" or "Mr. Right Now?"
Please enter the ashram of the Guru Tugginmypudha.
Or even way down here.
♪ 'Cause I'd already know ♪
Rajneesh, you have to come meet me!
regress you back to your childhood.
Ooh ow ouch my balls
How can you be the Love Guru
Thanks to Roanoke, the Leafs have got the Kings on the run.
(GURGLING)
Ow! My cock! My prick ! My Willy ! My dick !
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHING)
Put that SHIT On a T-Shirt
♪ I'm a midnight toker ♪
Now, what is it you cunt face?
WOMAN: I see.
Just because your mother only loved you when you achieved
I think I made a happy weewee
Look what you did to my jacket.
♪ And I'm a sinner ♪
♪ Raise it up, raise it up ♪
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
This is a disaster. He's my only...
Sometimes we would wake up a couple hours later,
Out of the way! Coach! Coach!
♪ Everybody needs a bosom ♪
Remember, kids, this is not how you play hockey.
You do? Yes.
You're back on drugs, aren't you?
Don’t hit my testicles, I have blue balls and haven’t nutted in thirty three years. I cherish my gonads and you pounded them .
Did someone order the special Quebec pizza, eh?
that I'd made from apples and pantyhose.
And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the incredible Miss Celine Dion!
Bangkok.
*
Oh, hells yes!
Not everything, Jane.
I am His Holiness the Guru Pitka.
That is distraction.
Seriously?
I can explain. Okay, go ahead.
Superstar, look at your hands.
That was ugly.
He won't allow his mother to come to any of his games!
"M" and "A" spells "ma," and we went to Buffalo and we saw his ma.
Baby, are you all right?
Did it work?
Well, it's hard to believe a girl like you can't find a man.
♪ Oh, I shall not be moved ♪
Who is this in my house?
Rajneesh, let's make like a baby and head out.
You! You!
I found a voice-over machine,
♪ To get to you ♪
And you! You're just a stupid rich girl!
Have you seen today's paper?
♪ I'm everything I am ♪
What if it doesn't work?
The Leafs look rattled without Roanoke.
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No! No!