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Starting over?
Okay. Say goodbye, Liam.
Could I have your attention, please?
More like What day is it? Saturday, officially.
Wait, let me see those.
Liam! Liam, come.
I can run out and replace whatever he took before she gets here.
- Yeah, right there. - Hey. Put that right over there.
I can't believe you guys are getting a foster kid.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
You work at a bakery and all you stole was bread?
What's the matter with you? Look at him, he's dead.
What didn't he take? Blaze-of-glory cocktail.
The bride saw her fiancé on To Catch a Predator.
No.
- I think I just came. - Fries too.
Jesus, I'm raising five kids, and I didn't miss last week.
That's 24-karat gold. Best there is. Test it, you'll see.
For what? To jack off? Go home.
Me neither.
Mel Gibson was right!
Hey, I gotta leave in five minutes.
Liam, where did you crawl off to?
I believe in a two-state solution.
Oh!
- You could use the getaway. - Fuck you.
I never went home, and I never looked back.
But then I'd miss the part where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy.
Seventy-five hundred.
Where the hell am I gonna get a Cessna?
- Honeymoon suite? - Oh, you're gonna love it.
The big fire. They couldn't ID shit.
I'm okay.
- Stuff the ice in his shirt. - Stop, enough.
What the hell, Ian?
I'm sorry.