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Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!
disaster.
Another one! Another one combusted!
Well, let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alphonz Mephesto.
Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a nurection.
We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards.
but if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.
It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best!
Things can not get any more weak for me.
- Why? - The answer's too complicated to explain over the phone.
Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me.
When I get my super powers, I'm gonna use them
Make love to me Randy! Please!
He didn't do anything. He was always with his new girlfriend.
Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays,
I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night.
You guys! Seriously now!
You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park.
Peter, lame. But I'm Jesus, so I'll forgive you, I guess.
to go visit her, what does that have to do with his death?
- Bye Helen. - By Jer...
That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of! Why is it so hard to get a nurection?
Now you die on that cross and get resurr-erected before I kick your ass!
Come on Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight.
And now on to the weather. It's fuckin hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh, sonofabitch!
We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!
that told everyone to fart all they want.
You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves out in this heat!
We love you Randy!
Boy, they're really pissed.
Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?!
Alright! That does it!
Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!
Eric, I have to tell you something, and it's really gonna bum you out!
God, that was not cool at all, dude!
- Where's your dad? - He's hiding down in the basement.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"? That was Wrath of Khan.
That's not your mom calling!
Call a town meeting tomorrow.