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Thank you for showing me otherwise!
- Yeah, she must love me - Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl. If you...
Yeah, I told I'd be a sweet Jesus you guys.
How have we angered you Lord?!
Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete as
- Do you have an opinion on global warming? - Ah, it sucks ass.
Alright, alright! You can be Jesus you tubby crybaby!
Come on. Let's go see how Cartman's doing with his nurection.
Thanks for coming. You claim to know the cause for global warming in South Park.
Well, this sucks that I have to die,
It's fucking hot, thanks to randy marsh, sonofabitch!
Right as Jesus was dying, He raised His hand and said:
Yeah, I noticed that too. Let's go get some ice-cold lemonade!
Okay! I'm getting pissed now!
Well, I'm Jewish.
- You're not to Jewish to worship Jesus, are you? - I guess not.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking around him.
The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as
She's not worried about you.
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,
- Uh, we've been taking care of him. - Yeah, we're having his resurr-erected.
- Do you feel hot? - No.
- Is this what you're looking for, Kyle? - No, I don't think so.
That's why I've assembled this crack team of scientists
- I don't think I like this new law. - Squeaker.
adversely affect the atmosphere. - Well let's go talk to them. Stick by me.
Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time, and everyone says it's
They’ve killing me
You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!
where He died and has a resurr-erection three days later.
- What? - It's gonna really piss you off!