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It's very soothing.
I said hi to him, we chatted for, like,
I'll put them in a sealed baggie.
You, sir, are not ready to scramble eggs.
Tomorrow's my anniversary with Kevin.
Remember how you said that Teddy would never be so romantic
I knocked on yours.
Hey, Jake. Over here, man.
but it turns out she wants to break up with him.
Uh, not that romantic, actually.
To fight off the cold symptoms That my healthy body is exhibiting
Now describe what you taste.
Yup, that was great of me.
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Guess what.
Yep. Smart.
Yeah, well, for the record:
this place could be kind of romantic.
I'm just gonna make Kevin plain toast for breakfast.
There's just no spark between us.
Hey, man.
Can I maybe just have two hours alone with my laptop,
You're gonna love this.
That's pulling out all the stops?
The dolls are gross, but I think once we bury them,
Let's make out? Great plan.
so we're going undercover as longshoremen.
'Cause of the cancer risks.
We arrested him for nine counts of armed robbery,
Good morning, Boyle.
Right. Sorry.
Don't do that.
I'm gonna be weird, he's gonna ask why,
I just coughed on him a little.
In the meantime, we can just chat.
at Amy-used-to-like-Jake boulevard.
but I kept it...
This isn't burning man, Boyle.
I thought you came to play.
No, there's no Michael here.
Oh, I'm sure you're overstating that.
Well, we better get going, Captain.
I am thrilled to know that you used to like me,
I thought it would be funny, but it's just really scary.
on our first anniversary.
Thank you for all your help.
I can totally be normal.