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That's my sister Kim. She's cute, right?
Yeah, thank you.
Why doesn't your dick end?
You don't have to carry it around
I'm joking.
It's Tom's kid, who you help with.
How do you stop? Can you make sure this thing stops?
Whoa, whoa whoa.
so he can't live by himself anymore.
That's probably the worst Billy Joel song.
My pooch has been hurt more than enough.
Why is he dressed like Colonel Sanders?
Aaron's parents are great. Aaron's parents are great.
She's mean as a dog.
Amare I'm great.
I don’t understan I want to go to Chuck E. Cheese’s
I love you.
Just walk the way you walk down the street.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, but that's Miami. I mean...
He was really sick for a really long time.
That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.
I really have to ask you a question.
What the fuck are you talking about?
All right.
And, remember, don't eat anything after midnight.
Oh, my God. Always here.
and then try again?
So, uh, off the record,
No, it is actually selfish, because you act...
You act like it's for me,
I've been with a lot of guys.
Yes.
I will fuck you, all right?
Hey, so Saturday...
Aaron's gonna be around much anymore.
Bad timing.
Hey. I was just coming in to watch you.
You got it, man.
because I got married,
We've been acquainted.
This is clearly not my first rodeo.
What about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?
Love Me Love Me
Having a family is fun.
I have other stuff that I've written for other places.
No, don't go through it.
Okay.
Amy, you gotta have a lot of them.
That's even more. Nikki.
I can handle all their loads. That's it.
It's the same.
I'm always like, "Don't tell these kinds of jokes."
Listen, don't look at me no differently now
My dad fell. He lives in assisted living. I need to change.
No, it's fine.
- We have to do it. - Okay, okay.
You treat them?
for Doctors With Borders?
This...
Whoa! Inside sex! I'm digging that.
Dark side of all their moons.
It's fun, right?
Thank you.
and his grandpa,
That's gonna happen to this kid.
That looks pretty good. Okay, okay.
Okay. Perfect.
I'm SICK of your ginger nonsense!
Yeah. Do you wanna get some raviolis?
Yeah, of course. You think I'm gonna give
Not yet.
He wants you.
Right. You don't want best-sex-that-you've-ever-had guy.
Hello.
Hmm? And, Amy, if you would teach this about this.
You know what? Uh, they're gonna want you to just do
Okay. ls it okay?
I'll just talk to you about it
She looks little...
If I wanted, I could treat him.
You're doing it now?
Sorry, I was getting a smoothie.
Okay, so...
His best work since WarGames.
I'm not about to end up like MC Hammer.
that you are my most valuable writer.
This is my decision. I'm giving it to Amy.
Why are you smiling?
about the kids Michael Jackson gave settlements to.
With you by my side.
Yeah.
Because I can't stop thinking about it.
I don't know how nice it is, actually.
You knew I wanted to do that speech to you!
to the biggest names in sports.
I miss Dad, too.
Foul? Yeah, man, you hit me.
He was a drunk.
I've ever seen in my fucking life.
I wanna try with you.
Yum...
This is all off the record, by the way.
Um...
Like, barely at all high.
can probably beat Babe Ruth.
Why are they here?
No, keep going down on me.
I was wondering if I could see you again.
It's like, when I decided to go back to Cleveland,
Did you see the pictures? We did a photo shoot.
Can I say something?
I didn't get to hear the whole conversation, though.
After 7:00...
Okay, these are just sports phrases.
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Steven, please. I am not in shape for this.
Can we try something else?
We are gonna do this now.
That's not a thing. Not a thing.
I'll put Allister in the car.
Yeah, it's gonna be a bummer.
How about a piece of pizza?
You are being crazy!
Yep.
It's selfish.
We are off to the races.
Why are you making me feel bad about this?
Well, I cut it.
Oh, thanks.
Did you get the basket?
I don't think you get it, Doc.
Where am I?
I know we're done here.
I don't see them.
Sometimes on these short trains, you know,
Yeah!
Amy, you're always fucked up.
Raviolis? I'm serious.
He's doing the To Catch a Predator look.
Evert is still at it and, frankly,
What is it?
Good for you.
I know the way your pattern works, Amy.
"The man on the spot is Aaron Conners.
No. It was a joke.
Hey.
want to play with you at this point.
I think I'd like to have 2 kids
You know what I do with assholes? I lick them.
Uh, they're people.
And she was very cute.
See what I'm saying?
It's not the food, sister.
I have no desire for an Oriental woman
What's your intentions?
I'm glad I finally got to meet her.
You ask me some stupid shit.
to survive when you're making muscles.
So take it down a notch?
Today is the day you say that? Let's go.
Oh, I don't need a reach-around. Thanks, man.
I'm literally just sitting here
My God, you're stunning.
Any other athletes that you, uh, work with?
before you give him the boot, right?
We have a safe word. Already?
Hit me! I'm hitting you!
like Anne Hathaway at an Oscar party.
You're nervous i'm nervous
Where am I?
You're clever, but you're not too brainy.
and my step-grandkid, I guess.
Actually, could we put this pillow in between us?
You pathetic childless MILF.
We're in the middle of something, so...
The more nervous I get, the more I smile, so...
Okay, first kiss. This girl named Jennifer Jennifer.
Okay. Welcome, Donald.