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The pond froze over a family of raccoons.
I've got to go sit in a circle with the other women
Hi. We're from out of town
That was awesome, Dad!
I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...
my wife is with child and about to give birth.
(urinating continues)
we're happy to see Jesus.
Sorry, we're all booked up-- Cher's in town.
(buttons beep)
the whole Immaculate Conception thing.
where they dump all the foreskins.
I couldn't afford to get you what I got you last year.
All right, you got a date.
We could call him Barney.
That's good, that's good.
and then they were like, "Don't drown all the girls,"
Hey, Mary.
Hi, Joseph.
Stop talking like that or I swear to God
(all shouting angrily)
Pa-choo! Pa-choo! (makes explosion sound)
They even got movies.
and her sister's a bigger slut than she is.
You guys were born the dirty way.
I turned this water into poo!
Listen, I'll see you later, okay?