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Bring em’ up!
That’s a special feeling, Lloyd.
Cowboys. Green Bay.
I got eye worms
Oh, look. Frost.
we have plenty of towels. thanks.
You can’t triple champ a double champ
GAIS GAIS GAIS
Tractor beam.
He’s only Human Harry!
Pills are good! Pills are gooood.
Maybe you should take my phone...
What was all that Chiefs vs Lions talk?
This is my stepmother, Helen.
...I'm sick and tired of having nobody.
Jeez, look at the Butt on that
You know girls.
Two hundred and seventy five thou.
Me!
. . .
Some little filly break your heart? Nawe it was a girl
.
Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hairy
What's that supposed to mean?
When a student points out a typo on an assignment I made
And God willing...
Do you know where she lives?
YOU BE ABLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH THIS WHOLE TIME
Faggotville is back that way!
Pick him up!
Just gotta keep our eyes open
"You Just Tell Me Where To Sign, Bud.." "Right On My Ass, After You Kiss It!!!"
Check, please
Cesar and Nathan...lol!!
Harriet going to poison as usual.
where u heading ? Fishing somewhere ?
Traded the van for it, straight up.
Take your... I'm gonna... Swear to God I'm gonna take...
Keep your shirt on. I gotta squeeze a lemon.
Bathe in it. Eat it. Swim in it. Yeah.
Ads huh Welp, see ya later
We got no POC No PROD, Our internet is falling off
You remembered my...name.
Okay.
No and I don’t care
RIGHT ON MY ASS AFTER YOU KISS IT!
Hmmm…
Senior Citizens, Although Slow And Dangerous Behind The Wheel still can serve a purpose
Anybody can make a mistake.
How I be when Josephine get loss
Dabutt you can't do that you can't triple dodge a double dodge dabaaadddd
YOU COULD’VE JUST DONE THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?
- Any idea where they were going? - We received a report.
Hi there.
I'm pretty sure.
When she already has a flower But someone offers her another flower.
So you’re telling me... We’re under attack! (But in actuality it’s a false flag)
it's ok! I don't own any stocks!
I was thinking the same thing.
Hey Stat, you never called!
Anyway, yeah, about my friend... What are you doing tomorrow?
How could anybody whack a bird with a cork?
Pussy, pussy, pussy!
So he said, Do you love me? And she says, No...
Yeah, he was pretty old.
Pills are good, Brian
The least you can do is level with me.
How’s your burger
If you had a nice set of knockers.
I'm talking about a little placed called Banssskko
I Got Worms. We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms.
A place where the cash flows like wine
Did you pay the phone bill?
We got robbed by a sweet old lady
We’re there!!!
We're really doing it dan!
Yeah he was pretty old
Stamped it. - Can too. Double stamped it. No erasies.
Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
I’m talking about a little place called The Mill
- Can't. Stamped it. - Can too. Double stamped it. No erasies.
who's filling in for rachel decraux? josh williams.
Well c’mon Cinderella We gotta get you ready for the ball!!
.
We’re out again Monday?
Our receivers keep getting hurt!
Killer vest man!
Nuh-uh
That’s my whole philosophy!
You...
He got me mad, I almost like it!
Be Right Out
But what if he shot you in the face?
Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
RUSSIA AT ITS BEST
What's the matter?
And no one's ever gonna break us apart.
This is the life.
Yeah... It’s the Daddyman
…our outlook invites are broken
All I could think about when you two have been arguing about cars
- You make the pickup. - Piece of cake.
Piiick em up!
How the hell do they know that I got gas?
I don’t know, I wasn’t paying attention
You'd better not be fooling.
Yeah, it's Mental.
I didn't even see it coming.
Get off the keyboard!
I can't believe it.
Well, I saw you come in. I was hoping I'd get a chance to meet you.
Is that Steel? Pick it up!
Did I tell you about the click wrap? Nooooo and I don’t caaaaaaare
Nursing school
I'm talking about a little place called Kenwood.
Go to your room right now. right now beat it!
Damn, 2 years eh? welp. See ya later
Killer Boots, E-man
#rapistwit
DK…who’s got the DK?!
How's your posture?
We should have called the authorities the minute we knew Bobby was kidnapped.
His head fell off.
Celebration time! Lloyd and Harry (luis & me)
I don't think they're gonna get that message, Jill.
- Lucky me. - Police officers! Nobody move!
He must be undrafted
..I was way off...
- Okay. Sounds good. - Okay.
who's filling in for kate cook? gail russell.
I didn't really have a lot to do
I have this cousin...well, I had this cousin.
You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you, buddy.
- You have my briefcase? - Yeah.
conservative talk show hosts, though slow and dangerous behind the mic, can still serve a purpose
Not a ribeye but still classy
Brenda Paul
- That's a special feeling, Lloyd. Yeah. - Oh, yeah?
She’s gonna buy me a diamond ring
Some people just weren’t cut out for life on the road
Nashville TN after the Sandhagen fight
Margrete... I was way off.
Another day, another board call
They're numb.
bring 'em in!
DAWSON
You know what really chaffs my ass, though? Professionals missing putts from 6’ or less
Go west!
What the hell are we doin here, Harry?
FOR GOD SAKES JUST SHOW US THE NIPPLES
Hey, sean, old buddy, old pal.
And it is with tremendous honor that we're able to bring Mr. Swanson forward...
No. I don't... No. I don't think I could.
The town is back that way!
Why don't we bring back Cwebs fantasy and I'll tell you
...Slappy, Slimin, Solmon, Simmon...
I just figured she was an Aggie buddy.
how come i didnt get a runestone?
I can’t feel my arms…I can’t feel my legs
It was just a goof
Son of a bitch…
Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst!
- Yeah. - What's on next?
Pils haha let's kill this man
you hear about Keyshawn’s daughter? pbbt
YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU CAN'T TRIPLE DODGE A DOUBLE DODGE LOYYDDD
MJ, there’s some more busts from UNC! Pick ‘em up!
Very... Very funny, Rascal.
Get the water!
That sounds like a dare Harry. It’s a double dare!
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Okay, 9:15
For god’s sake just start the fucking movie already!
Get the water!
Mason, you’re alive…. …and you’re a terrible shot!
Look, Mary.
This is Genius Harold. Sheer Genius!
I told you already I'm on it. All right?
Are you sure you went to the right bar?
Elk, there’s some people that want to ride too! Pick ‘em up!
I'm talking about a little place called Aussstin.
it used to be ceroline p get a job at chorus and jo to get a job at community vision and miss life more than life but she quit so it would be zola pass taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Woodcroft’s post game message to his team
Out with the bad, in with the good!
What about a mini bike?
Yeah.
You little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak!
When inevitably my dad asks “Why on earth are you getting honestly to run…on Thanksgiving?!
So you backtracked a tad.
At Pacific Bell, we believe that's pretty special.
Both of them?
Come on Cinderella We’ve gotta get you ready for the ball.
Lumberg Ben
You just tell me where to sign, bud
How much you wanna bet?
Half the reason I have Facebook
Yeah, really well.
Yeah. We're In the Maxar IT Pilot channel
You i'll poo on you
That’s a rule
george i told you don't rip katreece catterconnecionson off! boing good riddance faye you borottidecorusion!
Die!!!
Pussy, Pussy!
Bartender
Maybe we should cancel the preservation benefit. It'll be so easy to re-schedule.
I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life.
Well, come on, Cinderella, we gotta get you ready for the ball.
You really wimped out, man.
Come on, flush, you bastard
This one's on me.
For all the Hillary Supporters today
I hate when tender buddies do that, you know?
I'm home.
I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. But the thing that hurt the most...
I love you
Swim in it. Bathe in it. Eat it.
- How'd you guess? - Well, I saw your luggage.
Go West!!!
BIG PLACE ON ALPINE DRIVE
She's an angel.
Harry, I'm sorry, but something important has come up and I've got to run out.
Going to Wappapello lmao
She's running late, huh?
Get a move on it.
Because you're a regular guy.
Austria?
Hey Wanna see the biggest wasp in the world?
Did you pay the electric bill?
What, what, did you s...?
You'll have to excuse my friend. He's a little slow. The training has to be done in the building.
Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time
Boy, this volume really died
Jordan
Don't do anything foolish, Harry.
There's someone I want to introduce you to.
YEAH.
Can I show you how to read the graph you linked me? Hello? Hello?
I can't hear you! La la la!
I dunno Phil, Chelsea fans are assholes
It’s ok! I’m a nurse.
...and totally redeem yourself!