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my shit has footprints in it,
You know, 20% of all prisoners aren't even US citizens?
That's it. Get it all. Go for it.
I'm not going to make it.
Stop!
but you've got to Iisten to me.
I can't.
and watching guys get arrested on TV?
the dog that hates crack and stuff, Listen to me, Duane,
MAN 3: Give me some brown sugar! Tell them how we do it, boy!
when you think youre good at melting glass but the glass has jokes
who changed my life with the magic word,
They're over there. I'm over here.
Break it up! Break it up!
# Three hots and a cot
Eureka. Oh, yeah.
(ALL LAUGHING) Oh.
(MOVE THIS PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
I was so happy to be picked for jury duty.
MAN 3: Now keep it quiet down there.
(TASER GUN BUZZING)
and cutting off their dicks.
except my old man.
Does my ass Iook big to you?
That ain't right.
to our head vintner. He came up with...
NELSON: Well, Barry and I
JOHN: Holy shit!
they pissed in your food,
And you know what? I need my medication,
Does anybody here want him out?
right in between Charles Manson and the Unabomber's,
Yes, sir.
please write a Ietter to my office.
Thank you, sweet thing.
and I've been in prison for three months,
I'm 30 years old,
MAN: Hey, Iet's hold it down in here.
What do I win if I win?
I'm on a Iot of weird mailing Iists.
They're all staring at me. What do I do?
Really? Really.
AII right, you gotta toughen up.
You gonna be my bitch up in here!
He shot himself up.
Well, shit.
Ring around the rosy.
JOHN: When you're already in jail
Actually, Barry, there is something I can do for you.
and step down as chairman of the Foundation,
Damn it.
T17
Everything's nice and legal, Duane,
Three days! Fuck!
I don't think so.
AII right. So he's not going to kill you?
Let me start off by saying that if any one of you is innocent,
Well, what you got, Nelson?
Oh, I know.
LL’s new keep
NELSON: Hello, Duane,
Motherfucker.
I don't know, guys.
The man who made me who I am today.
Oh, baby.
Only to my lawyer, I want out, Now,
Yeah.
The same man who's going to kill you right now.
AII right.
I doubt very much if they've even cracked the binding on Emily Post,
Sit.