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She comes to my restaurant, comes right in my kitchen...
You know what I did? I snubbed her
There must have been something in the pasta primavera I had for lunch.
- I think you'd better go. - I'm going baby. I'm going!
...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about.
- Yeah, I feel like I've grown. - Good. Let's pick up on this next week.
You don't think I can attract attention.... you don't think I could put asses in the seats?
He snubbed me.
Field of vision, huh?
- What was that dish he said- - Pasta primavera.
He’s such a control freak!
...and I walked her to her building. And just before I left...
Because I snubbed her. You see? Women, they like that.
Yes, I understand women.
- More jokes? - Another ending?
That really embarrassed me.
My Botticelli shoes. You've been talking about my Botticelli shoes.
- You kissed her? - Right on the mouth.
That is my idea of comedy.
I snubbed her
- He poked me! - There was cleavage in the area.
They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.
Oh, boy.
Men are obsessed with cleavage, women are obsessed with shoes.
You didn't like it?
What was that dish? Pasta primavera.
You were like you just put a quarter in one of those metal things...
We better get started. My daughter's gonna be here soon.
You don't think I can attract attention, put asses in the seats?
He caught me in a cleavage peek. So big deal.
That's a reflex. Cleavage, poke. Cleavage, poke.
Then Julian says, I'm not cleaning it up.
Great.
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it.
Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes.