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Strap 'em in.
What?
Does that mean... is Rick around?
'cause he had himself up in it you know.... lovin' it strong.
He's coming in day after tomorrow.
expiration date 1997...
Spin him!
John Majors!
You did.
You drive a hard bargain, son, but done deal.
His mug's empty.
Come on, boys! You're workin' on my time now.
"Black diamond in the rough."
Oh, you can't get to heaven on rollerskates
They even tore down the statue of Papa Muntz.
You know what? Hold that thought.
John Majors of Major Resorts.
We have a saying around here No casino, no tan lines
You know what I really hate about this chick...
Take these twice a day...
Papa Muntz wanted you to run this mountain.
Haha, oh…
This is gonna be rightly stupid.
I'm not an easy guy.
Better put somethin' on that.
You better learn some manners, little lady.
Well, my investors, they're coming...
Calm down, Lance.
Come on.
Rick, these scuba outfits make us look ridiculous.
Don't thank me. You deserve it.
Thank you. Would you like to dance?
pushing, shoving, and cheating are encouraged.
I wanted to see if you wanted to dance.
What's Pierre gonna do? He's very stupid.
Anthony, Luke, Pierre...
You. Grab me around my waist.
Nice place. When's his lease up?
Nothing would piss off my schtepfather more.
A suit.
I’ve been drinking
"Keepin' it real while keepin' it safe."
I know it sucks...
Hey, fellas. Great day, isn't it?
This is the good one.
and we went right up to her hotel room...
No. Snownook.
In that case, hop on.
that they're ruining the town and everything...
Maybe the buyer can supply...
Ouch!
Good girl.
Vols are winning the Natty
That's a $300 hat, bitch!
Good morning, ladies. The name's Pen.
And not that bogus Majors Resort "family"...
Hey, boys, look good in those uniforms.
Sure.
Walk me home, Your Highness.
Look, I'd like to apologize if you'll let me.
The entire mountain'?
- I'm good. - Mind if we join you?
Talk to the horn!
Ride, Papa! smurf
Hey there, Rick. Welcome to the winning team.
I guess not.
Hey, thanks a lot.
I'm taking some steps to clean this place up.
I have to give Mr. Mays a snowboard lesson.
Come on! We're gonna beat him!
Hey, everybody!
Cut the music off!
We'd lost that until you came here.
Welcome to The Matador Which is Spanish for “the matador”
News flash.
Welcome, friends and investors.
Two.
Technically, it belonged to the Eskimos...
Shit!
Gay?
It's show time, baby, come on!
No, let's handle ourselves like adults.
state-of-the-art gondola ride away. Hit it!
you will be restored to your rightful place.
OK. As most of you have heard, by next week...
I don't know, Rick. Why would we even want this place to change?
I know you want to defend your title.
All right! Beautiful!
You're really not making my life easy, you know that?
What's up, guys? It's great to finally meet you.
QUIT BEING KING OF THE NO-BALL PUSSY LOSERS
Sorry about that, folks.
Anthony, come on. What are you doing?
in one of his famous "moon-shine" runs.