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And your latest idea is to put it on the quad with a plaque that says
Why not arm knees?
You didn't give a damn about that.
And for our part, we're sorry that charging our perfectly normal
So help me God.
Craig, the hand currently crushing our lives
It's over Craig, you are lucky to have Frankie.
You are lying.
How do you lose a hand off a person haphazardly?
The real story is happening in the future.
excuse me, bigger weirdo on eBay willing to pay cash for it.
Oh, damn, come on.
buttered noodles, grip one for too long and you lose so
Now if we do run out of gas, guess who's got fully charged phones?
The doors are locked on that side, too.
Aah! Stop, stop, I'm yelling even louder so you have to stop.
save our species?
Yeah, you were smoking pot.
If it doesn't we're spending a very cold night with two dead batteries.
Because you have no home.
I'm not sorry.
Well, there you go.
Say nothing.
We're not selling it.
That way the person who killed us the most will die the soonest,
I'm scaling the blanket rations inversely to the wattage of each person's
It’s empty!
phone.