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Don't worry, warden, we will take care of business.
Right on time.
Half a star? That's got to be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again.
It's like a I-love-you gift. I left it in the closet for you.
Now, I can assure you
Clock's running. Clock's still running. Clock's still running.
Sure we will teach you to football. Won't we, Caretaker?
- We got it. One time-out. - Got it. Got it.
Switowski is so big, it's like being tackled by a Coke machine with legs.
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
One yard, baby. One more yard.
Seems to me that we ought to do something about this.
All right.
Tennessee Titans' 2020 first-round pick Isaiah Wilson says he's 'done with football as a Titan'
If you're not downstairs in five minutes,
Hey. Ho. What?
Marvin....
Superstar v half a star
Because it's forgotten all about you.
Come on, that's not funny, man.
Girl, that's your new boo.
Trump and GOP governing...
Then you're going to have to pay for your own bananas.
Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.
Question: Any of you gentlemen ever play football before?
He will be all right. Call his mama.
And apparently so do the fans.
Remember the catering trucks and the valet parkers?
Underneath. Let's go.
Yo Camp Electric employee..... My employer!
Just cut to the chase, shall we?
Yeah.
Cons have enough time for one final drive.
You Are, Switowski Just Finish Your Coloring Book And Go Back To Sleep.
I used to play a little college ball myself.
WHEN OU WINS A GAME GROUP HUGS IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!!!
Would you step out of the picture, please?
Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me
I am sure you already know this, but I never said it out loud.
No, he didn't.
Court?
Tony, you're a fat shit. Hut.
The give is to Potter. Back to Knauer.
So, what's on your mind, Paul?
I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.
you teach me to boardgame tonight
I just want to do my time and go home. Nothing else.
You better not cut the server!!!!
I love little Michael
I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn.
You see? He ran like a little bitch, right? You saw that, right?
to supply us with a dozen of their finest sharpshooters.
Did I get you? Did I get you?
is number 1, Brucie.
Guys.
Hut. Hut.
Television.
When you finally win an Argument with the wife
This is football. Shit happens.
That's how a white man plays guitar.
Tackle him.
The future of this once-great football star looks very dark indeed.
Was it worth it Every goddamn second.
but there's folks here in the prison league don't care for me very much.
- Yeah. - All right. Let's go kick some ass.
All right, punt team.
Met Lounge dance floor on Thursday nights
Buffalo Bills WR Room
But shaving points off a football game? Man, that's just un-American.
Or not. Or not.
Yes, sir. Here I go. I am sorry.
The chiefs Offense of line
Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second.
Back in the game is Brucie, and he will do the honors.
Will you teach me to football?
Irv smith
Now, you could be with us for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.
Can of corn Can of corn and I’ll be fine.
Chris, we went to a commercial.
Play games make music Two more eggs
I got married so young, so, I mean,
create a business at 16? lets do it
A gift for you, Mr. Crewe.
Can of corn. Can of corn and ill be fine.
Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star
We got a little time left. We can still do this.
Negative two Alright, go with negative two
.
Elites showing up to Invasion tryouts...
There's the old Paul Crewe we love to write about.
You know, if I take this half down, we could play together.
I am out. That's it.
Check this out. These be brass knuckles. They damn near old as me.
and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.
Me after I hit a bad shot and the boys try to make me feel better: Gdoxcj
Who’s pitching tonight DEGROM!!
- What? - I think it's time for you to get stepping.
on my car, or I will slit your throat.
Well, unfortunately for him, the guard he punched
Good.
Alright...we got ourselves a game
- Hey. Is that legal? - Yeah, it is.
Captain Knauer is their quarterback?
He's at the 15, the 10, and he will score.
- Really? - Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.
Pick these up.
Now I’ll never get on the whitelist
Entry Fee 5¢ Exit Fee 50¢
Somebody's got to get open, guys.
That's right
Well, I don't quite get this, but on fourth and 22, the cons are going to go for it.
- Really? - Let's finish this conversation later.
He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.
But overthrows it. And it's picked off by Papajohn.
Who we gonna kiss. The guards!
You haven't changed one damn bit.
Yes?
- Man, oh, man. - Not bad.
Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
hey
Sacked your ass.
The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.
Meanwhile, in the end zone, the guards have something to celebrate,
coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium
And listen to the crowd
Can o' corn
- Hey, Paul. - Unger.
You better cut that shit out It’s getting old
Me after I hit a bad shot and the boys try to make me feel better:
Stay quiet.
Yes, sir.
.
WHEN OU WINS A GAME WE WON!! GROUP HUGS IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!!
That boy got some slave feet
It's the game ball.
You got it.
I can't believe you did this.
I got the shakes that will make you quake.
The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon
That's how a real husband feeds his wife.
Long way from the big city, huh, superstar?
Asshole.
Don't you dare take my car, you drunken bastard.
It slipped I just ate popcorn