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Shoot him.
26804 HI
CONGRATS!
all depressed about. Hey, you're white. Smile.
Down at the University of Miami.
Sounds good.
And you know what?
Good job today. You're all starting to look really sharp out there. Yeah.
- All right, man. - Good job, man.
Okay, half speed on this one, guys. Slow and easy.
They must score on this play.
Yeah. Go.
Whatever, back freckles.
Then you're going to, ma'am.
Abc
I am sorry I brokeded your feelings
I been yearning for since I am a baby.
I just got off the phone with ESPN2.
The cons win.
I LOVE LITTLE MICHAEL
I knew I shouldn't have gone high
Never felt better in my life.
What you are watching is live footage of a vehicle, apparently stolen,
Guards, cons, Paul Crewe, it's compelling stuff.
Crewe, trying to settle his team into formation.
You’re going to tell the commish..
Black 99. Hut. Hut.
Let's do this.
Cheeseburger, he wants to run with the white boys, we will let him.
so I wanted to see for myself.
I tell you what bothers me the most, warden.
B.J. from AJ
Boswell:
Did I get you dog?
Jesus Christ, my savior. If you help me out with this one,
Yeah. Hit that bag, man. There you go, man.
Just shut up and pour me a drink, bitch.
On fourth and 20,
Yeah. You can either tackle him or hit him over the head with that hammer.
Yeah, they do.
He's got a man open deep downfield.
No, sir.
Babes
What'd you expect? You got no brothers out there.
Bichy do you think it worth making fun of Golden State...
if I don't throw this game.
This was supposed to be a blowout,
Santa Claus. What's he like?
The chiefs super bowl
It’s getting old.
I got the fries that will cross your eyes.
All right. We can fix this. Here we go.
I mean, the Suns are so good they make other good teams look not good
Hey, yo, you owe me money on that game, punk.
What's Up? Yo!
But let me say this:
We're the mean machine Don't mean to dis you
Why don’t we have a Maniacle pillow fight tonight
Down, Shrek. Down.
Hey, shitheads. Listen up.
Tyrekk Hill
Now, here's the most important part.
Why don't you shut up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out.
Take it, Deac.
Eg’s thinking right meow
It's not going to work."
that calls this place home.
I am going to have to stab somebody or something. Get my rep up.
Awar you have a big ass Awar
ok beryl objectsial? is it ok if i have objects and times? yes in the priory of sion.
Watch out. That was as late a hit as I have ever seen.
The sun was in my eyes coach!
Krupa!
Look.
Oh, you're not? I will give it back to you, then.
- We all convicts, right? - Right.
in the history of football?
Okay. With what?
But the men. It's more important to them than it is to you.
Paul Crewe, serving a three-year sentence,
Seasoned?
Fine. You guys don't want to help me, I will do it on my own. On two.
A Team With No Name Is The Guards
When the Gym employee shows you this meme -_- lol
Can o' JB Weld Can o' JB Weld. I'll be fine. Can o' JB weld
I am done.
the 6ft year 7 comes over to you
- What time is it? - Game time.
Don't you idiots get it? We could get a free shot at the guards.
That shits wack, dog.
O.J. Chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass.
Ready? Break.
Yeah you wish pal
Get your point-sharing ass in there
Crewe, you might remember,
has been severely violated tonight.
the referee at the football game looks and sounds like Dan Castellaneta
I just want to do my three years and be done.
Now, what would I need two for?
I don't know.
Yeah. It's Dortchie’s time to shine, baby.
I got the shakes that will make you quake I got the fries that will cross your eyes
Huddle up.
What are you, brain-dead from talking to too many Raider fans?
Fine
- Go, Megget. - Get him.
You understand?
I want to drive the ball Not explode it
but it's an honor to have you here at this institution.
Start of the fourth quarter, and Owens will throw. He's got Brown wide open.
Or not.
You took a shit in my toilet?
- Caretaker. - Paul Crewe.
What are we celebrating for? It's 14-nothing.
Unsportsmanlike conduct against Las Vegas! Number 88 is removed!
- Hit me. - Get rid of it.
Knock it off.
Jerry, he wants to run along with the Laredo boys, we'll let him
Are you shitting me? For Coach Snyder?
Desmond, you're a fat shit. Hut
Take me to the movies?
Quit booing people Both teams are trying really hard
You know, Check, you are the best-looking guy on your team
Brucie.
I love little Tua
Come on.
The cons recover.
Well, hello. How are you?
Another question, though.
How'd they get you to go to Florida State?
This one looks like it could be over early.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I got another ball.
Just win this shit.
What?
You got yourself in quite a predicament, Mr. Crewe.
Don’t stir up the brothers now, come on
How fast Real fast
you teach me to boardgame tonight
But there seems to be a lot of confusion.
You're one lucky son of a bitch, Crewe.
All right.
Home sweet home, boy.
To move beyond the bars of containment.
- What? - Oh, come on.
I didn’t know that let’s see how gay my faggot ass is
Now, you got four weeks to assemble a team and train them.
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
Say what?
911.
Red 58. Hut.
Check your toilet. There should be a little surprise in there for you.
Come on, Crewe, get up.
Or do we get ourselves ready for the greatest ass-kicking fiesta
Listen up. I got an idea to end all this bullshit.
Good night, ladies.
Yeah. In college, we'd start every season against Appalachian State
I'll play sez Luke when asked to join the Basketball team Game on
Oh, what a hit on Dunham by Switowski.