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It was a driving mishap thingy.
I know, I just thought you needed to relax.
Yeah. OK.
Now prepare for a night of unparalleled passion.
That's your worst time yet.
Hm?
They call me Christian Grey.
Wait, then, what's this?
Would, too. Would not.
Oh, shit!
What does all this have to do with the ballet?
This is not ballet. No, it the hell ain't.
It reminds me of a horror movie I once saw.
Dan... I know what you're going to say.
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It's a detox weekend.
They have feelings, they have families.
You think they're gonna be cool with us just helping ourselves?
Front door open.
I don't think the courts are gonna look upon that too favorably.
That's what I'm talking about! Right? Right?
Oof!
On one condition. This house is owned by the Institute for Case Studies.
Ah, probably a screw loose. I'll fix it.
Mom coaching me when I was a little girl.
Oh, my gosh.
when you was playing with yourself.
Maybe we should put him in the carrier.
And so Jody was...
They're not beasts.
Man, they ain't gonna care. Look, man, we're gonna be cool.
I want you to have my children.
I'm... I'm going to pee my pants!
get out of here. It's evil! It's pure evil! It's Mama!
Where? The dark!
Males pee standing up, females pee sitting down.
with the I-13 intelligence drug. I'm hoping in a week or so...
And how does that help if I get shampoo in my dick hole?
OK, we're almost there.
And... action!
The Ring. Uh-uh.
Music!
I'll save you, Snoop Dogg.
Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin,
OK, OK, just... you stay calm!
Oh, uh, that's... a new type of electric toothbrush.
You better check that shit. Who gonna check me, boo?
Oh, cry me a river.
Whoa!
And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed?
A tale of two girls who become nuns.
and that person is Jody Sanders.
Well, everything checks out. They seem like good kids, Doc.
If she could find that cabin, maybe she could find some answers.
So hungry
Damn, that's some scary shit.
Don't go in there.
Let's get you in a robe.
Whoa!
Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.
I'm sorry, I see an ape, I come out swinging.
You're just stressed out about the children.
Oh, that's so hot!
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Oh, Jesus. Monkey, too?
So, what were we talking about again? Vaginas.
And so Dan and Jody headed to their new house with their new children.
shampoo in your pee hole? OK.
Again? You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you!
Jody.
We're gonna snip a few buds. You know what I'm saying?
We all are. Come on in.
You're not getting away from me!