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I must have dreamt the whole thing. Oh, no, we had sex.
Shh. Hell. You better sit back before I punch you in your damn throat.
What I had to. We're a perfect suburban couple.
That's discrimination. OK, now what the hell?
Did you hear that, honey? They're ours!
Joevs
Nah, man, I'm not going in there.
There, see, that's better. Come on, Aidan. What, what, what?
Great news: They found my brother's kids.
Truce? Truce.
Where's everybody going?
I'm ready for it. Hey.
I do not wish to repeat myself.
Oh, I don't know. I mean, I like to dance, but I just...
No, sweetheart. Not Daddy.
3 Not another peep
Hm. Where did my toothbrush go?
Oh, Aidan, it's OK.
OK, wait.
Wait, we fired Maria. Who's gonna watch the kids?
See? It's Aidan on a rocket to the moon.
Over there.
Matt Damon's in his house? No, a mad demon.
B mark!
I can feel it. No, he just... went crazy.
Adunda.
Well, I'm the dancer, so I'll do the kissing around here.
Jody! Thank God I caught you.
And we're painting it. Cut.
Or get the taste of that toothbrush out of her mouth.
You understand me? That's the way I would say it.
No, you did not just call me a bitch! Front door open...
Oh, yeah! Girl, you are freaky.
You made this? Mama did,
Just validate our parking. We'll take them home.
Why does this keep happening? Where's my arm?
My private life is private. Hm.
What does this have to do with...?
I'm gonna take a look around. Go ahead.
Oh, my God, what do I do? Oh, oh! Here, this, hold on!
Champagne? Mm.
I'm not gonna be able to lift all those monitors,
Maria, honey, help! Geez! Maria, put the camera...
Kendra, this isn't the cabin I was talking about.
Hey, Lily.
We're looking for something very important.
Was it just eight-year-old teen angst,
1
Dan, wake up! Ma'am, you got to
Well, I don't want to end up all over the Internet.
What's making that sound?
It's OK. Look, I'm so sorry.
Whoa!
Demons, apes, a ballet.
You know what? I'm the adult. You're not the boss of me.
I hope Caesar is not just a big waste of time and money.
Oh, hey, been looking all over for this thing.
Sorry, won't happen again.
There, right now, there. I know. I'm trying.
drew the attention of police, private detectives
Lindsay Lohan's coming over to spend the night with you.
Return home to the cliff of... Holy shit!
She hates this house. She hates you.
Ow!
they were also bringing home a hidden evil.
except these two guys.
Look at that form, that technique.
Hi. Don't forget about mommy!
You could've said that earlier.
No, that's still shit with mustard.
Are you OK? I'm fine, Martin.
I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks.
where apparently police are battling dozens of apes in a running gunfight.
Ow!
Because sometimes in life... OK.
And so Jody was...
Ooh, shit!
Let me try.
Oh, wait, wait, Mr. Grey... The safe word is deeper.
Adunda.
Well, you can't win them all. Let's skedaddle.
- Where is your husband right now? - Carl's not my husband.
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