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do you? I guess.
tastes like. What? Ah, man!
Bullshit. Cam Newton's law of gravity is:
Oh, there he is, OK.
- sacrificing their children with her. - Kathy! Lily!
- Ah. - Cut!
Now, Jody, show us your routine.
What does that mean? I don't know.
Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members.
I'm OK with this.
My husband's the anchor for Channel 12 News. He can't know about it.
We were making love and... Oh, my God!
I'm your stepmommy.
All right, that's lunch.
Look, Maria.
which has determined that you are...
Or Jodes, J-Mom, Mrs. Sanders.
Relax, it's OK. Oh, my gosh.
And no more tattoos. What are you doing?
Joe Bnmm
Yeah!
We're kissing.
You do? This weekend's devoted to Mia.
Daddy?
I just had the most bizarro dream.
I don't know, if that's the book that turned Mama into what she is,
Joe
You sure we're alone here? Feels like there's somebody else in this house.
Uno, dos, tres.
And they belong in this world with me and Dan.
Awesome!
Qwetasdgzxvyuipohjlbnm.. Qwetadgzxvyiophjlbnm.,
Ape
We're very fortunate the older one, Kathy, has retained
Empty your mind of all the thoughts of today's troubles.
Dan, I'm not their mommy. They can call me Aunt Jody.
Wait a minute. I was wrong. It's a ghost.
There's something more to this.
This is a psychic. Si, he'll help you.
In a dream?
All right, enough.
Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.
You've just got to talk in a baby voice.
Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto. Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.
When I see you, I see my father.
less experienced, more beautiful and delicious,
testing the I-13 compound on 30 apes.
Your payment as requested. $500 in unmarked bills.
Man, we could do this shit all day.
We're close, but there's an intermediate step.
How can you be so sure? Look.
What are you doing here? Hi.
...the book of evil. I know evil all too well.
You know what? Let's go. Wait, there's a door right here.
I am so glad you're OK, but tonight was a wake-up call.
Joevs
It's OK, honey, it was an accident. Right, Caesar?
Well, why they call it Johnson & Johnson?
The one with the cabin in the woods. Blair Witch Project.
- Is there a cellar? - Great.
Then it happened to Heather. That's some serious shit.
- I can talk. - Hey, Caesar.
Bitch?! Front door open.
OK, then I do blessing, I protect house.
and we're repainting it.
Everyone was on high alert for these children,
Joevs
One, two, three.
Shut up. Yes, of course.
What are you doing? Huh?
Uncle Dan, look at me. Evil spirits.
Holy shit. Is that a drone? They're going all Zero Dark Thirty on our ass.
Kendra and I recited the Latin words over and over
Did you see this?
These apes are just like you.
Dan, please. I think there is something going on in this house,
most of her vocabulary.
Unto thee, Satan, I sacrifice these children.
Joevs Qtzxv
me in the movies other hoes
Joe
I'm gonna need a little help. I have to go to the bathroom.
He got dragged away, yelling out, Mama.
I don't know, man. Well, if it is the missing kids,
Honey, you really need to relax.
I wasn't going to.