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Excuse me?
The white man tells you when to go, asshole.
I could really use the money right now.
- Well, just... - Right?
We have a bit of a situation.
- Dagel's not a word. - Yes, it is.
Great. Yeah, I got... got most of that. All right.
Yes, you will.
Girl teenagers.
And that's when I found out you were great.
You're fired, Nate.
- Hey, mon, everytin' irie? - Shh.
It's an asshole/not asshole thing.
They didn't land on 125th street.
I'm wearing a bra too.
Hey! You know her?
Why was I Jewish?
Yeah, come on, kids. Get away from those squatters.
Why did you assume I said "B as in bagel"?
But then I called your old boss.
Because I got a little oppression
AKA...
Yes, indeed.
- I came in too hot. - You think?
I'm, uh... You scared?
You're involved in something dangerous.
- N... uh... N... What is happening here? - I don't know.
Hey, uh, you want this?
_
I can't tell you.
Or else we're not gonna make any new friends.
Why didn't you say "D as in dog"?
- You didn't squat. - Oh, boy, I squatted.
What about bird turd?
Then how much is it?
- We doing it? - God, yeah, we're gonna do it.
You're not into rednecks. Okay, that's not what I meant.
What? Why? He uses that phrase all the time.
Buenas noches.
Lest we forget, I got this!
Teenagers can parallel park better than you.
It's not free.
Make them doubles.
I'm second-guessing this whole thing.
What the... You followed me home?
What? It's a little late for that.
That guy had no idea what he had in you.
Hey, babe. Something's gonna come along.
You're just going along, you tink everyting's irie,
- You're fine. - I am not fine.
- We have squatters. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.