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You bombed. You took out Antwerp.
Wait, is this the dirty temple joke?
Excuse me. Herb Smith?
Can't go too wrong there.
You ready to do this?
Thank you.
What happened to Montgomery Clift in shoes?
Although I'm sure it's way more complicated than it looks,
Make sure they're still plump, still personable, still sober.
Doctor?
Be my friend. I need people to go with.
"Keep them sober."
- * Right here in River city * - * Right here in River city *
No, you're gonna bomb again and again and again and again.
That's literally all it says.
- Sally's. - We're not going home.
But I think my favorite thing I did today...
- Are we not doing this together? - I'm here, aren't I?
a million times, looking like Lena Horne.
- Oh, yes. - Arnie. Menswear.
* And that stands for pool! *
Puts you in a good company.
you know, but you must remember what men are like in war,
God, I can't wait to tell her.
Oh, call me Shirley.
- I don't get that. - It's a boxing thing.
- Hey, fuck you. - No, fuck you.
shape acts over the years.
- Something wrong? - What would be wrong?
My feet hurt.
I remember that. - Russian literature was not that thing.
And Penny will be excited, too.
They were already getting ready for Christmas.
Your first apartment?
Yes, Mama, you knew that. I told you this morning.
Okay. It's gonna be a comedian.
* My love for her's so tender and sweet *
Good to see you again, Frank. Take care.
So I'm a guinea pig.
* And throw a horseshoe over *
You start a story about a TV repairman,
* They'll be tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubebs *
This what I've been drawing from...
But Mrs. Fulber can take the kids.
It's not a dirty joke.
but I'm not sure that being an elevator operator
And you haven't tried to kill each other yet?
Franz fucking Schubert!
- For what? For work. - You work?
It's a brand new color.
I got a job.
- Midge next. - What stupid
Excuse me, everyone, I'm going to go freshen up.
Eight times. And looking to expand.
Ma, you're a great storyteller.
Oh. Oh, okay, I get it. Thank you, sir.
She's been in Ebony magazine
* I wonder why nobody don't like me *
This-this spotlight is really fucking bright.
All right. - WOMAN: Yeah.
* They put the poor to work at honest pay *
* *
* When my date comes to get me at my place *
- Sounds like a sex toy. - Yeah, like it goes up
- You okay? - Yeah. I'm just tired.
What? - We're stuck here. Babysitter just canceled.
Okay, I-I have two kids, not three. - Oh.
Spontaneity works until it doesn't work.
Fifth floor.
in a vain attempt to look like Leslie Caron in Gigi.
- It offends my sensibilities. - I don't pick the music.
she doesn't eat. She's a shiksa.
Ah, yes.
Remember, Midge:
Hey, Pen.
and...
* With the arms of a jungle animal instinct, mass-steria *
and that's not just because I'm an only child.
I told you to study something practical in college.