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* And braggin' all about how they're gonna cover up *
You know what I'm talking about.
She's a sweet girl. Penny's great.
Eve Arden's a dream.
break a leg.
Are you trying to humiliate me?
* A Be-bop baby *
- And they're paying you? - Yes.
And not the IRS? Thank God.
I had Yankees tickets tonight.
Herb? Phone.
- Oh. - I've got another joke.
* If you're looking for adventure *
Yes, ma'am.
Cutting it close there, gally.
* Our children's children gonna have trouble, trouble *
* When there's no one watching you *
So I need a copious amount of coffee to keep me awake.
We got to talk. Good-bye, Herb.
It's not even Halloween yet, and I'm sitting in a hallway
* That stands for pool! *
You got some good laughs in the back there.
Don't forget to cancel that phone you ordered.
I went to Bryn Mawr.
Yeah, because he sells the same crappy jokes
She doesn't have anything to be nervous about.
I've never felt this devastated.
Tell her that was my joke.
* It isn't enough to plot and plan and scheme *
Listen, I have a faculty meeting this morning,
* It isn't enough to hope *
Oh, Mrs. Maisel...
Jesus.
Don't act like a child.
- Ooh.
Doors are opening.
Who wrote that song?
- Do you understand? - Zed Lieberman is boring.
- * Ya got trouble * - * Oh, we got trouble *
- Good one. - You get my package?
I've written down over the years.
* Waiting for something... *
No. You're the first woman in New York to have it.
And the last name?
- Conquerors! - Veni, vidi, vici!
- Arch. - I'm sorry, buddy.
Sorry about that, everyone.
I'll never be able to recreate this tomorrow.
I can't do this anymore.
Especially Imogene.
Oh, we screen them fresh every year.
This song isn't bad.
This isn't even your writing.
I'll pick up the kids from Mrs. Fulber when I get home.
Wonderful.
and then I'm heading out.
No. And fix the fucking mic, it won't come off the stand.
I don't even much like the taste of alcohol.
Ah, I will. Yes.
No, it's fine.
Oh, don't worry. I didn't order the stupid phone.
and then you end it describing a cruise to Istanbul.
She canceled?
The new guy in men's hosiery.
Maybe, just...
Uh, I will. Thank you, Herb.
Why do they cluster like that?
I got friends in high places.
Hi-fi systems... eighth floor...
- No. - What?
- Separated? - Like Liz Taylor!
Fine.
You bombed.
* To keep the young ones moral after school *
Hi, Mommy.