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Ma, this is a story you should not tell.
Now, get your stuff off and we'll bring on the next act.
Oh, there she is.
* Heed that warning before it's too late *
Okay. - Okay, I repeat: I like your real name.
So, you majored in Russian Literature.
Oh, were you hitting on me?
Good morning, Miss Miriam. Would you like some coffee?
It was crazy.
so I don't know, if you and Imogene want to tag along...?
Many moons ago.
- * We've surely got trouble * - * We've surely got trouble *
and I... bombed.
Uh, Vivian, Harriet, look what the cat dragged in.
- Not anymore. - Bullshit.
* Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground, trouble *
- That's funny. - That was my joke.
Yeah. They're all booked.
Blinding. Eh, co...
So, tell me why you called.
* I've got a better scheme *
What are you doing here?
It's so urban.
Ladies, will you excuse me just a quick moment?
* Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry *
Agnes Moorehead.
Guilty on all counts.
Just some notes.
- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry.
I adore being dressed in something frilly.
And the nun says...
Fanny Midge.
You're a dream. Both of you.
Fine!
- I'm in love. - Who now?
Fine, then give me your fake name.
A stand-up act.
Then you go home.
that was just screaming my name.
No one?
And Imogene's not feeling well.
* Rub a rabbit's foot *
Real nice. - I thought we were doing this together.
What? You leave your balls at home? - AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Oh!
Thank you, sir.
* I talk on the telephone... *
* I enjoy being a girl *
that you have on the side, Joel.
"Excuse me, are you staring at me?"
* I drool over dresses made of lace *
Big-time.
I'm eating her dessert.
I know what you're thinking.
Did you great what they did at the WPA?
* She's the gal for me *
Just come get it.
* It isn't enough to sit here *
- I joke. - Ah.
- * Ain't nothing for a girl. * - Thanks for the invite.
I grab the frying pan, hit him over the head,
Ladies' break room?
I actually have a brother,
"I know you're probably thinking,
"Doors are opening."
That's what she says when she's about to have sex.
No, wait. Sixth.
But thank you.
of three rambunctious kids.
I quit.
Thanks, Mary.
And who is heckling me?
"Always Be On Time..."
I know you're probably thinking, "If I wanted
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