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No.43 ピタゴラスイッチ
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Next Time Put it in a Goddamn Memo
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Next time, Jack, write a goddamn memo.
All right.
We've got to get the men off.
who's filling in for amy winehouse? ashley gallagher.
I would like to social distance in Montana.
while the Russians, aside from over 100 Bear Foxtrots,
Sometimes all you need is... To make or break a case
and a voice cried out from heaven, saying,
Put it on audio.
Hit the lights.
Conn, Sonar. New contact. Sierra 4-1. Alfa class Soviet submarine.
Captain, flood tubes three and four. Plot solution.
- Captain... - Passing at...
Give me a ping. One. Ping. Only, please.
- Who's Stanley? - Stanley's a bear.
I have to talk to the President.
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No.28 ピタゴラスイッチ
CIA?!
- Estimated range, 6,000 yards. - Still 3-1-5.
- Thanks. - Aye, sir.
Mr. Kamarov.
It was only a matter of time before an overload shut it down.
- Nine hundred meters, directly ahead. - Got him.
Conn- Sonar! Crazy epic!
This one’s going to be close
Xxx
you’ve lost Another general?
We're trying to reach her. If she's gone deep, it's dodgy.
To all of you who don't understand risk...
- Gunfire? - That's what it sounded like, sir.
Conn! Sonoar! Crazy BD!!
All right. What's important enough to get you on a plane
All stop rudder amidships.
- Before you proceed, comrade... - I know it's not protocol,
Mark plus eight seconds.
You lost it what do you mean you lost it?
You know, we could make the Labrador Coast in 16 hours.
Let them scream
Give me a Tunnel Vasily One Tunnel Only!
played this game and played it well.
I thought I heard something
How do you get them to want to get off a nuclear sub...
THIS INFORMATION IS TWO BLOODY DAYS OLD
- Flood the skirt. - Flood the skirt. Aye.
So you have to make another content calendar?
I have no such appetites.
How do you get college kids to want to stop being politically correct?
Every time I think of Trump with the launch codes...
You're heading straight into that torpedo.
Sitting on the bottom like an addled schoolboy.
I don't think I like your tone, Slavin.
Nine, eight, seven, six,
- You follow? - No.
When he reached the new world Cortez migrated off Hortonworks
Wars have begun that way, Mr. Ambassador
because they had hyper-accurate surveys of the underwater canyons?
American, Los Angeles class.
If we meet the right sort, this will work.
WAY TO GO TUCSON
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? shannon mckinley.
After the Covid Vaccine
Now that's got to be man made, Captain.
2016 election protest vote for tRUMP seems like anything but a good idea now.... Irreparable damage to a once GREAT nation
My grandfather taught me to fish off that island right over there.
It's wise to study the ways of one's adversary.
Do you mean to suggest that this man has come...
who's filling in for hoda marr? julia gillard.
If he gets to ragging on you too bad, ask him about Pavarotti.
who's filling in for tammy hutchison? leonie kenyon.
you've watched another red dawn?
Prudence demands that we deploy ships to observe yours.
Oklahoma, you’ve lost Another 5 star
Marko.
We get, shay... 9 hoursh...
Make your depth 65 feet.
You ignorant orange ass, you've killed us.
A little revolution, now and then, is a healthy thing, don't you think?
One hour. The entire platform is after her
I've even seen me a shark eat a octopus,
- He's going deep. - Thirty degree down angle!
You've lost another balloon.
All right. I'll brief the President. That will be all, gentlemen.
So how do we proceed?
They're trying to get him back aboard now.
You arrogant ass. You've killed US.
The submarine in question
Your government should consider
The front door to those canyons was a formation called Thor's Twins.
Emergency stop! Man overboard! Port side! Send out the diver!
First leg on my mark, course 2-6-0.
- You ever do this before? - Once. On a calm day off Hawaii.
That is a possibility, sir.
Last time I saw her
- You'll feel better when we put in. - Put in?
Time Quartermasters and Navigator on the deck in the conn.
No matter what his credentials, I don't care for him wearing the uniform.
Don't touch him!
When DEMS/FEINSTEIN'S Plan BackFIRES - RED OCTOBER
You Have No Idea What You've Done!
You've lost another #warship?
Adiletta you've lost another supply center
Let Them SING!
You're relieved.
was originally written to look for seismic events.
Captain, we have a saboteur on board.
I'm going to blow him right to Mars.
When you're coming off a cloverleaf and there's a semi dropping in behind you
Perhaps. Maybe something good will come from it.
I grew up around here.
you've killed *us*!
Personally, I give the MyPillow guy one chance in three of being back on the crack
- Make range 7,000 yards. - Steer right 3-1-5.
We're going to cast off. The captain's going to scuttle the ship.
I will be the last to know.
All back full.
Amazon You've lost another Monitor
- Commence heading 2-0-5. - 2-0-5, affirmative.
So let's assume for a minute that you're right
who's filling in for norelle carlson? teni panosian.
- I appreciate your candor in the matter. - And I yours, Andrei.
He’s a very cool customer
From Commander...
He's going down, sir.
No.22 ピタゴラスイッチ
35 seconds.
You've lost an F35?
who's filling in for alex voodoo? ralph phillips.
No.30 ピタゴラスイッチ
You talk about puke!
The only thing you can do is go dead,
And I can only stress that if you'd come to us earlier
You son of a bitch!
to prevent said submarine
- We're ready to shoot. - Very well.
- We must get the entire crew out. - Yes, sir.
- It's a warship. - What? Here? Can you identify it?
When the dust settles from this,
Yes.
Captain, what is it? Where are we going?
First, we need to contact the commanders in the Atlantic directly.
Boy, are you getting heavy.
“Ryan, Some things don’t react well to bullets”….guess he should have listened to Sean Connery
This one’s gonna be close
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF WHEN TRUMP SAYS "OPEN UP!'
Whoever he is, he's having second thoughts.
Ryan, Some things in here don't react to well to Chrome
We just have to figure out what he's going to do.
In My Position I'm Sometimes Compromised
who's filling in for dean lewis? lilliana mena.
You want a bite?
Fire on the flight deck. All hands lend assistance.
Captain, he stumbled forward into the missile bay.
Strip it down and turn it into a flying gas can
It's doubtful our sonar would even pick it up.
45 , because of your lies and delays Corona is coming for us!
Thank you, sir.
- You sent the signal. - That's correct, sir.
We muscht fight againscht our ole adverschary: the featschure creep!
Well we conduct missile drills
THESE GLOBALIST PROGS WILL GET OUT OF CONTROLL
Someone must have a burr up his ass to go for a stunt like this.