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I'm gonna quit my job and try something completely different with my life.
That's what they do before you become chips and salsa.
Catch her spirit. That's right.
- He's slow, I can outrun him. - It's not a bullfight.
- Mmm-hmm. - What's so complicated about this place?
Yeah. Take it all.
Nathan? Nathan, wake up!
All right, forget that.
Got Little Dom's.
And I invite you to tell me about that sometime.
these animals will probably have to be...
All right. Let's see.
On this July Eth, 2010,
If the paper goes down or gets sold, you'll still be safe.
Okay.
I'm feel of coffee a bitterness and impure thoughts
If you focused as much on your homework
You would have done the same for me.
He's so patronizing to me!
- Benjamin, hike her.
I got a big crush on you, and I just can't get a handle on it, so.
- You goofball.
I hate you? Wait a second.
- Help me, damn it! - Help me, damn it! Help me!
That guy there, that's Spar.
Ring around the Rosie.
You either know where the book is or you don't.
Ready? One, two, three!
Two hundred pounds' worth.
Nine miles there. Nine miles back.
Thanks.
You want a sandwich?
Deep inside, too!
I barely hear you
- We bought a zoo! - Throttle down.
- You miss Lily? - Me?
There's no sun in the underworld.
- I would definitely put this...
back in the 1980s!
at the risk of stating the obvious, you're insane. Okay?
- Hey. - What else you got?
I would love to teach you how to shave!!!
...I'm gonna put on this hat.
For the land alone.
This is my cousin Lily. She's 13. She can't legally work here,
- No? - No.
Sloane Animal Park.
I'm sorry I brought you out to the sticks.
- We have time. You need the protein. - We don't have time.
Now, we're responsible for the upkeep, not just the granting of licenses.
- I'll order a pizza or something. - No, look, it's fine.
Betsy, we're told that this is gonna be the wettest summer in over 100 years!
Yes, we did. We did buy a zoo. Give me some fork.
Nathan? Nathan, go to two.
We can scare him into goin' back in.
I think so.
I'd make that first priority, as well.
Beak rot in the tortoises.
- No! Kelly, would you sleep with this man?
Good.
How great is that?
Mr. Ferris. Welcome back to the Rosemoor Animal Park Adventure.
- So we do. - So we do.
Okay, two more left.
Are you hungry? I think so.
- Nobody else. - There's Rosie.
Let's... Let's just take it all in first.
This one seems really not happy with me.
It was like Altered States. I saw an iguana and a dwarf Indian.
Don't keep me around out of...
You must like it.
And you feel like you can't hear her voice?
Have every house cat from here to El Cajon.
Get an umbrella.
Mr. Mae? We've got the bill from the feed company.
I think we're jumpin' the gun.
Well, now, that was a little misguided.
Okay. Okay.
Almost.
This is what happens when people have a you-know-what occur in their lives.
- Yes. - Rosie.
- and I'll do it. - Are you sure?
Pretend we're at the zoo.
'Cause we're gonna live here.
They all quit.
Yes, it is!
You're funny with everyone else, but never with me, which I find funny.
And seriously, I'm avoiding half the aisles.
It's all good.
- Dad? Yep, got it
And thanks to my Katherine,
Come on, hotshot, come on!
Believe me.
And I just have to say that I love this job.
- Me, too. - Done, man.
I'm saying, we just let him live for a couple more weeks.
Did you even read that book? Man...
We bought a zoo!
I love your mom.
Over the rains
It's a little high, 'cause somebody had them deliver on a Saturday.
Love the house, smells and all. Right?
With no big regard for cost.
All right.
A new start.
She's a stunner.
- You got a big guy there. - Yeah.
I thought if I came out here it would stop.
We live on a snake farm!
Wait a second. Is that it?
And it led me to that.
You hate me!
You guys makin' dinner?
This is Benjamin Mee.
You know what the right thing to do is!