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Right, Grove?
Grayer, get up off the floor. It's very dirty.
ASAP.
* Let it shine on you *
He's... he's fine.
before my Parents' Society meeting,
(laughs)
Wow, that's...
- Mrs. X: Nanny? - (Annie farts)
You take her to the doctor too?
No no no, are you out of your mind? You kidding me?
- Yes, hello. - Lovely to see you.
(answering machine beeps)
* And don't let your life *
- Hey. - Why are you here?
Ask your wife. She's the one who requested I come.
He really is a wonderful child, isn't he?
Uh, and since I'm gonna have to be back here Sunday night,
* Running with people *
can be found within the small island community of Manhattan.
I am so screwed.
I used to date her too.
thank you for coming here, and helping...
- Mr. X: Who asked you, bitch? - (groans)
* There you are lost in the shadows *
Mrs. X: What exactly do you want?
are people in your home,
that Mrs. X had arranged for me to arrive everywhere
so that the nannies can join us in here?
We're playing the my-mom-is-coming-over-
* But I'm moving on *
Why don't they just muzzle the kid already?
I found them in the stairwell.
Grayer!
- Oh! - Rule number four:
- Oops. - (crashing)
Oh, I'm sure it doesn't mean anything,
Annie's voice: All they needed to know was that I was white,
* Never done all the things you wanted to try *
Maybe you should have a secret name too?
Mr. X: And now my mother is here so I can't go to Chicago.
I don't know, you know, I just... I would love to quit.
So now, you know, I would really appreciate a moment of peace and quiet.
Thank you.
And what's worse, every time I confront her
Why wont you shake your dumbutt? Because I need to make you a dude saying my butt is not dumb.
* Oh yeah *
would choose a job a little more wisely.
Didn't grow up with the staff doing everything for me,
And why I'm telling off a teddy bear is the subject
that you might have about your job?
- The entire time? - Yeah.
- gave me your home number. - Ex-friend.
Hey, Ma, um...
to maintain some sense of structure in our home
Mmm!
no question. Although when I started I had no idea.
Catching the Yankees game with my dad tonight.
What? Come on, we get along great, remember?
No no no, Mr. X, you can't do this. Look, she...
has something to do with that boy in the building.
Look, if you really want to run around in grass skirts,
- Okay? - Mmm-hmm.
because your future looks pretty fucking bleak.
Are you suggesting I attend it alone?
I'm Jefferson's mama Tanya.
If I come back!
Darling, I do everything. My job is a type C.
But I promise, we're gonna have a lot of fun together, honestly.
rather than being interviewed at the apartment.
* You try and fight but you can't let go *
After graduation,
Oh no, there are some very lovely parts of that state.
I can't guarantee that the meat here
for Grayer's Collegiate application.
What I mean is, what are you doing in that bathtub?
Just remember, Grove, that money can't buy love.
Man: Spazz!
Sorry, we're having a little bit of a situation here.
- (gasps) - Rule number one:
Grayer.
Nanny Cam, Nanny Cam, where are you hiding?
that my obsession with the Xs meant I'd gone native.
you inevitably change it.
Um...
Maybe you're asking the same about me.
Men: Oh.
Oh, excuse me...
I saw you in that Betsy Ross getup.
Is that caffeinated?
but I wanted to buy you your first business suit.
(whimpering)
It's hanging.
I'll probably come up with a million excuses
It'll go better with this neckline.
I'm looking for Mr. X. Have you seen him?
I think I saved it out of spite.
I became her enabler? What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Concentrate? You have got to be kidding me.
That's dried. I like fresh.
Which one's the nanny?
Oh.
* I'm not the kind of girl *
Also, I was thinking, we should introduce French food into his diet.
Please, I love kids. I'm Annie.
- You ever hear of the Shakers? - Yes, and they're extinct.
It's a shame she's not here.
Go on, sweetheart.
- Thanks. Thank you. - You can look back on this
- This is itchy. - I know, sweetheart.
But she should have seen it coming... everyone else did.
Well, at least I'm not wearing last night's outfit at 8:00 a.m., party girl.
Et vous?
guys like Harvard Hottie only slum it when they're in college.
Grayer?
that's certainly an easy enough question.
Grayer! Grayer!
(toilet flushes)
I would like you to know why Mr. X is so upset.
Can I have a nanny volunteer?
honors in urban planning, minor in sociology.