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Like a natural fit for us, doesn't it?
I lied to my mother for the first time in my adult life because of you
(SOFTLY) Fuck.
Hello! Hello! (Screams)
We forgot it was too soon.
But I refuse to be irrelevant.
I guess I could throw them back.
I've made a monumental life decision.
What? What's the matter with the ignition?
♪ Got the feeling that something ain't right
This is what we're calling them now? That's good to know.
You know what? I think your painting's calling you.
Anyway, here we go.
that no one is talking about this?
There were shrimp cakes and speeches. Margaret cried.
I was on a cocktail of tequila, cocaine and non-stick cooking spray.
I handed you this business and I abandoned you.
Mmm.
Mal...
Now I'm losing my family.
OK, I have no idea what I did that night.
Yes.
Well, because Robert is divorcing me.
"It doesn't have to be me, just don't marry Mitch!"
See, we're going for a more youthful customer,
It's not exactly the Thunderdome here, Mom.