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So he loaded the first two shells with bean bag rounds
Joe, he can't even stand the sight of his ex.
You're upset, that's all. That's all.
Close the door on your way out.
but nothing ever stuck.
(LEAH CHUCKLES)
Turn that thing off.
He probably followed us here.
(CARTER COUGHS)
KAREN: Okay, mister, it is way past your bedtime.
he grabbed me by the throat and threatened me.
- Does he have a brother? - (LAUGHING)
then we've got him on breaking and entering.
Okay.
Carter!
That's $3.25.
- (DOOR OPENS) - (SOBBING)
♪ Make it out tonight ♪
Leave a message and I'll Call you back.
Have dinner with me.
Hey, it's me.
and he told me that I was the love of his life.
- You're a natural. - DAVE: Really?
LEAH: I know he did this.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
Uh, yeah.
What are you doing here?
You don't know?
I want to propose to you when I'm ready to propose.
CARTER: I was worried about you.
These are gorgeous.
I've been really busy.
CARTER: I don't know David King.
But he was.
What the hell is that?
Holy Mother of God!
Thanks.
Just pick it up tomorrow. Go home to your boyfriend.
I'm adopted, actually.
(EXHALING)
- (CARTRIDGE CLATTERS) - (GROANING)
Single mom raise you?
Uh, I'll have a, um...
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
Not unless we can prove it.
(GRUNTING STOPS)
I don't think I can get past this.
- Okay, two. - Two.
- How did he sound? - He's full of shit.
Don't tempt me. I'm already late.
All right, don't work too hard.
Never mind. You know, I was keeping an eye out for her.
I don't know. I've never met any of them.
(CAR LEAVING)
You better go.
So, technically, they're classified as non-lethal rounds.
And three, please refer to two.
(ALL CHEERING)
He was in a car accident.
but they're both gone now, so it's just me.
Thank you.
I've got witnesses to prove it, including Miss Vaughn herself.
Her daughter, who lives out of town, finally called it in
DISPATCHER: Charlie-22, come in.
But I'm twice in your debt.
- Yes. - (CHUCKLING)
And I'm not gonna put my parents at risk with that sick bastard.
- Karen. - ALICIA: No, she's right.
Now!
Leah, I'm not trying to scare you.
and go get in your own bed.
We need to talk. What?
- (PHONE BEEPS) - RECEPTIONIST: Mr. Forsythe,
Look at her.
- I would. - Yeah.
Thank you.
I was young and playing hard to get,
You're worried about Wharton.
- It came from your computer. - (SCOFFS) Of course it did.
I'm gonna hop in the shower.
- I wish I could. - What's going on in here?
(MEOWING)
What happened to just one night?
You showed me his record.
You can arrest him for breaking and entering.
I cannot wait to see you. I love you.
Both of my brothers divorced, my sister divorced.
Okay.